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Posted on 9/20/19 at 6:04 am to BoogaBear
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5 and 3 year old girls.
Buy stock in asswipe. You going to need it.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 7:59 am to BoogaBear
threads like this are why I don't want to have children.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 8:18 am to HoustonChick86
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If a parent tells you no they are lying.
I can't stand other parents who act like their kids are nothing but a blessing, and never act like stress inducing parasites. I find that venting and then mocking our children with other like minded parents to be one of the great joys in my life at the moment.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 8:21 am to whoisnickdoobs
When my son was younger you had to break the day down to nap time and bed time, just get through to those points and you were golden. He has his days where he tests our last nerves, but he is a good kid and generally is a pleasure to be around. I have a daughter due in exactly 4 weeks from today so now adding another kid to the mix especially a new born, is going to test my patience everyday. I will say that being a father has helped me to not sweat the small stuff as much, but there will be days where the fuse is very short. The roles have reversed more so with my wife and I because when he was younger she was had the patience of Job, but now she is working with a hair pin trigger on somedays. She will get on to him and I'm like Jesus woman he just asked for some milk, and I have told her that she needs to calm down which puts the cross hairs on me and not him but being married for 10 years, I know how to deal with her being pissed off.
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Posted on 9/20/19 at 8:23 am to BoogaBear
quote:
Ever have one of those days where your kids just get on every last nerve?
Everyday and I don't have kids.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 8:30 am to whoisnickdoobs
quote:
threads like this make me glad I don't have children.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 8:32 am to BoogaBear
every night when I have to yell at my daughter to take a shower and then yell at her to get out of the shower
every
goddamn
night
every
goddamn
night
Posted on 9/20/19 at 8:35 am to BoogaBear
Wait till they are teenagers, I’m amazed that I’m not visiting my wife in prison sometimes I think she’s thought about it more than once.....
Posted on 9/20/19 at 8:41 am to LSUGrad9295
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threads like this make me glad I don't have children.
Parenting is not for everyone, but trust me when I say this, I wouldn't trade being a father to my two wild arse boys (who are also 5 and 3) for anything in the world, even when they are driving me crazy.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 8:53 am to BoogaBear
If you don't want to choke your kids at least once a week, you don't love them.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 9:02 am to BoogaBear
I still feel bad 15 years later about my occasional reactions when they stepped on my last nerve. Just try to fight the important battles.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 9:06 am to BoogaBear
Twin 4 year old boys.
They love to crawl in the bed and spread eagle and move constantly. I wanna punch them almost every night.
They won't eat correctly
Get constipated because they won't eat correctly
Mess up their room
Mess up the living room
Cry when they have to get up for school
Every day man.... Every day
But when they give me a hug and say I love you, makes it all worth it
They love to crawl in the bed and spread eagle and move constantly. I wanna punch them almost every night.
They won't eat correctly
Get constipated because they won't eat correctly
Mess up their room
Mess up the living room
Cry when they have to get up for school
Every day man.... Every day
But when they give me a hug and say I love you, makes it all worth it
Posted on 9/20/19 at 9:06 am to BoogaBear
quote:
Ever have one of those days where your kids just get on every last nerve?
Reported to CPS for abuse
Posted on 9/21/19 at 3:59 am to BoogaBear
I was on a tour once when the tour guide gave us the story of Saint Barbara. She was the daughter of a pagan king and had decided to convert to Christianity. According to the story, her father then had her locked in a tower and tortured until she died.
One of the other tourists in the group said that was terrible. Another tourist said, "You don't have any teenaged daughters, do you?"

One of the other tourists in the group said that was terrible. Another tourist said, "You don't have any teenaged daughters, do you?"
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