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Ever have an attack of flop sweat at a social function?

Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:31 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7839 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:31 pm
Happened to me at a party tonight. It was partly outside, and inside it was crowded and hot. It's like I was turned into a lawn sprinkler. Shirt soaked. Went through a stack of napkins wiping my face. WTF.

I'm never going anywhere again.
Posted by The Ostrich
Member since May 2009
2758 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:32 pm to
Would you say you were a little....Slippy?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71840 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

Ever have an attack of


quote:

flop sweat


I... I don't know.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:32 pm to
wtf is flop sweat?
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:33 pm to
No, I'm not fat so I don't sweat like a pig.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:34 pm to
That’s just a normal outing for me any day, at anytime.

Especially during the summer.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15614 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:35 pm to
You going through menopause baw?
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 10:35 pm
Posted by Kvothe
Member since Sep 2016
2101 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:37 pm to
Dangers of doing blow when it’s hot out
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53974 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

wtf is flop sweat?

quote:

flop sweat The light and tiny beads of sweat that transfer from the back of a males scrotum to the skin of a female during sex, usually propelled by the energy of the sack flopping back and forth.


LINK
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 10:43 pm
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63296 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:39 pm to
never heard it called that, but it has happened to me a couple of times in my life. kind of embarrassing...
Posted by Nature Boy
Negatiger
Member since Jan 2008
19253 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

Dangers of being fat when it’s hot out


Edited for you
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13179 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:46 pm to
You left out the crucial last sentence
quote:

The key was in the viscosity

Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53819 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

No, I'm not fat so I don't sweat like a pig.

I'm not fat and I sweat like a pig. I'm hot natured for whatever reason. I was like that at 7-8 years old too

ETA - my wife is 5'6" and 120 lbs and she's the most hot natured person that I know. She turns the fricking ac down to 66 at night when Im not looking.
This post was edited on 5/19/18 at 10:49 pm
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11248 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:47 pm to
Trillhog, did you finally make an alter?
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
5075 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

No, I'm not fat so I don't sweat like a pig.


That’s odd, because research suggests that fitter individuals begin sweating faster because their bodies have adapted to cool off faster.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70818 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 10:57 pm to
It kept happening because you were thinking about it. It gives you anxiety. I used to drop sweat because I would hope I wouldn’t sweat. Started to use certain dry at night which stopped this and then I stopped thinking about it. Quit wearing undershirts and all is good.
Posted by The Great McGinty
Member since Jan 2017
1384 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 11:02 pm to
Amphetamine much?
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17246 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 11:03 pm to
Usually only happens when I rail coke before functions with my in laws.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 11:43 pm to
I’m 6’3” and was 248 lbs outta shape and would sweat terribly. I lost 27 lbs and don’t sweat near as much now.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66551 posts
Posted on 5/19/18 at 11:50 pm to
i sweat bad when doing labor. i try to move slow when ita real hot out
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