Ever accidentally forget to turn off your speech to text function on your phone?

So I use that function on the road.


Driving home today and attempt to send a text that says “Got off early today?”

Instead I send this

Got off early today? I came home early Friday night I came home on Monday night is drunk use their own good. On the horse inside my drawer where my old close your booty I told my wife and I said at home would you kindly tell Jimmy who owns this place inside it over in my own hearts should be fired longer drunk you silly open when Julia can I see absolutely Khaled Mother now gave to me how many roads I've traveled on hundred miles or more oh I came home on Tuesday night as journaling is wrong just should be extra cold house beside the door where on my old coach should be slow cars we wife and I sensed it home would you kindly tell Jimmy who owns the code beside her daughter wear my old clothes should be all right are you drunk your drunk you silly old food in here you can I Siri so lovely blanket that you gave to me with Nanny and Rhodes are traveling 100 miles or more of the buttons on a blanket I have never seen before at hello I came home on Wednesday night restaurant give drunk good baby and found a polyp on the chair where my old pipe should be well who many Adderall dad traveled 100 miles an hour but tobacco and a whistle I have never seen before oh no I came home on Thursday night I was drunk is drunk at bay and found a pair of boots with the bed where mile boots should be what color wise that I said to her what you could do tryouts in May who owns these boots Bonita bed where my old boots should be a family of four. Can I sue some language of any importance me mother gave tell me call Mario the travel 100 but I will get him on board laces out of there would you kindly tell Jimmy who is this head inside the bed where my whole head should be oh you drag you down do you silly of food and tell you can I see you that's a lovely baby boy I'm a mother to GAye tell me when Maria Rosa have traveled 100 miles or more Bard with Pedro in abated by before or no I came home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk at Boo and sounds of hands up on your tits where my whole hand should be OK call me wife and I said to her what you're currently trying to tell me who is these hands upon your tits where my whole hand should be OK well I came home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk. Boo and validating inside your thing where my old tank should be well many new wife and it said would you try retail tell me who owns this thing inside your team we're mobile team should be illegal food until you're gonna see what the level of care at that me mother gave to me well Maniago dog travel all home good morals or boiler but that's going to care and I had never seen before baby


Apparently it picked up the song I was singing to myself on the way home.

Bonus if you can figure out the song I was singing.


When I read it I couldn’t stop laughing. Ever accidentally leave your speech to text on to amusing results?

It reminded me of a Wheels post, just nonsensical rambling.

Here’s an amusing gif