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Evacuations ordered in Columbus, OH. Nuclear reactor/device possibly found in a home

Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:45 pm
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69304 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:45 pm
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BREAKING: Evacuations ordered amid reports of a possible small nuclear reactor inside of a residential garage in Columbus, Ohio


Columbus Fire Chief Steve Martin says Hazmat and bomb squad crews, responded to a residence in the area at around 6 p.m. He added that authorities are responding to an unconfirmed report that someone building a “nuclear device” claimed they were injured, per WBNS-TV.

wtf?
This post was edited on 12/5/19 at 6:50 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41616 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:46 pm to
Probably just a Bama fan melting.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119182 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:47 pm to
Sheldon finally got one built.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28059 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:47 pm to
Sheldon finally received his plutonium from Russia, via Hillary.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:48 pm to
I built a nuclear device last night at Mi Padres.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58132 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:48 pm to
BS click bait headline
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:48 pm to
This has happened before.

The Radioactive Boy Scout
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:49 pm to
Wait, were did he get the good stuff?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:52 pm to
Doc Brown finally got caught by them Libyans.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3999 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:54 pm to
Please let it be at the apartment of Justin Fields and Chase Young
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141987 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:56 pm to
I've read that there are over 30K Somalians in Columbus

Thanks Obama
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

Please let it be at the apartment of Justin Fields and Chase young


What would ever make you think they could build that?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19524 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:57 pm to

You try to go green, take yourself off the grid, and everybody freaks out. Bunch of snowflakes.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41616 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 6:58 pm to
All joking aside, where the frick did someone get materials to do that? This story has potential to be a major story that’ll be swept under the rug as soon as certain folks start getting mentioned.
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
6536 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

I've read that there are over 30K Somalians in Columbus

Thanks Obama


Nah it was like that before him.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:14 pm to
@kosmo

please respond to this thread and let us know you're okay dude
Posted by SprintFun
Columbus, OH
Member since Dec 2007
45794 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:14 pm to
I didn't get evacuated, guess I'm gonna die

ETA: calling all prayer warriors
This post was edited on 12/5/19 at 7:15 pm
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51908 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:16 pm to
It’s not an actual self sustaining reactor. Getting enough of the highly fissile material in high enough concentrations has always been the bottleneck in nuclear science.

Standard radioactive stuff is common and easily obtained.

Probably has a pile of radioactive material that is at most stimulated to higher activity with a neutron gun
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

ETA: calling all prayer warriors
It's Columbus. You're already in hell. It's too late for prayers.
This post was edited on 12/5/19 at 7:18 pm
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20895 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 7:21 pm to
This would actually not be the first kid to make a nuclear reactor in his garage.

Google David Hahn and the radioactive boyscout.
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