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re: Emma Watson says she is "self partnered"....
Posted on 11/5/19 at 1:57 pm to Bronson2017
Posted on 11/5/19 at 1:57 pm to Bronson2017
if i had a dollar for every time i "self partnered".
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Posted on 11/5/19 at 1:57 pm to Bronson2017
I bet she has a night stand full of batteries and toys...
Posted on 11/5/19 at 1:57 pm to tiggerthetooth
quote:
In her defense she could probably date a guy literally anytime she wants. In other words, she chooses to be single because she wants to be.
Well, she has previously spoken about being unhappy single:
quote:
Speaking of how she had never believed the "'I'm happy single' spiel," she added: "It took me a long time, but I'm very happy [being single]. I call it being self-partnered."
Posted on 11/5/19 at 1:59 pm to MorbidTheClown
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if i had a dollar for every time i "self partnered".
I just finished.
Posted on 11/5/19 at 1:59 pm to Bronson2017
IWSHI
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:01 pm to LSU Coyote
She’s getting plowed by someone, also assuredly.
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:04 pm to Bronson2017
if you slapdicks keep acknowledging these morons they're just going to keep getting weirder for attention. 
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:04 pm to Bronson2017
quote:
"self-partnered"
Expundus Lesbianus
Scissorus Erectus
This post was edited on 11/5/19 at 2:05 pm
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:07 pm to Placebeaux
Accio rabbitius
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:10 pm to eyepooted
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She’s getting plowed by someone, also assuredly.
That's what I was thinking. She probably has people in different area codes that she can text whenever she wants some D or P
This post was edited on 11/5/19 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:12 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:So, something along the lines of:
if i had a dollar for every time i "self partnered".
365 * (Age - 12) - (claims / 3)
Likely only $5-10k.
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:12 pm to Bronson2017
Hypothetically, if she went out with someone else who is self-partnering, would that result in partner swapping / swinging?
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:20 pm to Bronson2017
You didn't include a picture and you got all upvotes? Now I have to google who she is.
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:26 pm to Bronson2017
It's my opinion that she'd enjoy the Elderwand.
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:26 pm to Mahootney
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Likely only $5-10k.
$5k-$10k more than i have now. That's a win.
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:29 pm to Bronson2017
Is there like a different tax bracket for that? 
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:30 pm to tiggerthetooth
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In her defense she could probably date a guy literally anytime she wants. In other words, she chooses to be single because she wants to be.
Not if she has that ugly arse lesbian haircut.
Posted on 11/5/19 at 2:53 pm to tiggerthetooth
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n her defense she could probably date a guy literally anytime she wants. In other words, she chooses to be single because she wants to be.
Translation: She's neurotic and narcissistic and probably too high maintenance to have a man for very long before she drives him batty.
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