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re: Elizabeth Hurley posted a few pics

Posted on 7/5/22 at 6:24 pm to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33565 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 6:24 pm to
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You left out the British accent.


I dated a Brit for a couple of years, the accent definitely helps.

One of my buddies had a thing for British women, he would gush all over her when she spoke… It was hilarious..
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20362 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 7:14 pm to
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Oh, BTW, her favorite Ebony Bikini is 30% Off!


Would rather see when it’s 100% off.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9161 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 7:27 pm to
As the old saying goes, no matter how good they look, somebody is tired of their shite.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122106 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 7:35 pm to
She is as good as it gets, but I wish Heather Graham would post some current bikini pics.
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2772 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 7:45 pm to
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Dude, my wife is 66 and she’s like a damn artesian well down there.
you did something right. Teach us your ways. I’m only 35 but would pay for advice to keep things rocking with the gal at 66!
Posted by jake wade
North LA
Member since Oct 2007
2433 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 7:49 pm to
She looks early 40’s to me. Incredible
Posted by Palmetto98
Where the stars are big and bright
Member since Nov 2021
2145 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 7:49 pm to
Nasty
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11667 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 7:58 pm to
Would eat her ever-lovin butthole
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34175 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 8:00 pm to
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dated a Brit for a couple of years


I’ve heard British women are freaks. True?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33565 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 8:33 pm to
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I’ve heard British women are freaks. True?


Depended on the mood and alcohol..
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5479 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 8:50 pm to
You have to be genetically blessed to keep that figure into your 50s!
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39221 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 9:53 pm to
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I dated a Brit for a couple of years, the accent definitely helps.

One of my buddies had a thing for British women, he would gush all over her when she spoke… It was hilarious..


I’ll bet. And You like “stand down sir”.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41771 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:24 pm to
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Dude, my wife is 66 and she’s like a damn artesian well down there.

This is why I come to the OT.


Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32390 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:44 pm to
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I dated a Brit for a couple of years, the accent definitely helps.


I was picking up a partner from the airport and his wife called and was British and for some reason he put it on speakerphone. He was trying to walk her through moving a car seat and she was dropping F bombs all over the place (no judgment, I’m glad that part of my life is over.)

It was kinda sexy.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55403 posts
Posted on 7/5/22 at 10:49 pm to
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This woman won the gene pool lottery. Top .1%. And that's assuming these are untouched photos.

They’re not. I promise she does not look like that. But you’re right, women can look fairly good at that age. My wife looks very good at 59, but she works out six days a week and eats right. And still…59 is 59.
Posted by Chipand2Putts
trembling hills
Member since Apr 2012
1811 posts
Posted on 7/6/22 at 12:06 am to
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As the old saying goes, no matter how good they look, somebody is tired of their shite.

And you don’t pay for the sex, You pay them to leave
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36063 posts
Posted on 7/6/22 at 12:08 am to
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Everyone needs to show their wife these and say this is what it’s possible to look like when you reach 57


Showed to wife saying “I hope to look this good at 57,” did not go well.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33565 posts
Posted on 7/6/22 at 1:04 pm to
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He was trying to walk her through moving a car seat and she was dropping F bombs all over the place (no judgment, I’m glad that part of my life is over.)


British women have no problem dropping F bombs or using the C word…
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53511 posts
Posted on 7/6/22 at 1:53 pm to
This is a major improvement over your posts on the rant
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 7/6/22 at 2:14 pm to
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As the old saying goes, no matter how good they look, somebody is tired of their shite.


No way I would live long enough to prove that saying true with her.
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