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Posted on 7/11/22 at 4:17 pm to
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 7/11/22 at 4:17 pm to
La-a
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21548 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 4:19 pm to
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Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
117747 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 4:24 pm to
I’ve posted this before. I have two customers who are brothers as in siblings not brothas. Long Dong and Kong Dong.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
19625 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 4:47 pm to
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Shamgod Shamgod

You mean God Shammgod the basketball player? Or are we talking another shamgod lol
Posted by DamnGood86
Member since Aug 2019
1227 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 5:04 pm to
Bingo was his name.
Posted by TruBrew
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2019
2261 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 5:10 pm to
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Greedy?


That's his nickname, brain.
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
4585 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 5:16 pm to
Gordon Gordon
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20658 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

Dumbest/weirdest names you've come across



My Mom used to be a Nurse Assistant Instructor. One day she had a lady in her class named Female(pronounced feh-ma-lee). She asked her about her name as it was unique. She explained the Government named her. As my Mom pressed her she figured out and deduced that on the birth certificate, where it would say something vague like "Female Jones" or "Male Williams"...her Mom thought the Government had named her Female. What a dunce!
This post was edited on 7/11/22 at 5:30 pm
Posted by WinnaSez
Jackson, MS
Member since Mar 2019
1287 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 5:30 pm to
Undrier







And for us dummies, it’s pronounced Andre.
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6994 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 6:01 pm to
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NB4 Le-a


.
It's La-a.
Pronounced La dash a.
The dash don't be silent.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21077 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 6:02 pm to
J-A
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
10598 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 6:20 pm to
I knew a guy in high school who was named Coleman Coleman Coleman
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6640 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 6:30 pm to
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She has since gotten divorced if any of you baws want that basket case


I'm dumb enough to give that a go.
Posted by Yeahright
On a big sphere out there.
Member since Sep 2018
2280 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 6:33 pm to
Lemongelo and Organgelo. Lemon jello and orange jello.
Posted by UrbJones33
Sylacauga, AL
Member since Dec 2020
487 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 6:38 pm to
Went to school with a guy named "Meltrone" and a guy named "Santangelo." Everyone called him "Spongy."
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23035 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 6:58 pm to
No shite, God as my witness.

I have a childhood friend named Nykee, pronounced like the shoe, Johnson.

We had a classmate named E'Bay Brown.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19371 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 7:01 pm to
Rakshit Shetty
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 7:03 pm to
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Orangejello and Lemonjello

Are you from Houma?
Posted by Jfk Jr
Member since Jul 2022
591 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 7:05 pm to
Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7104 posts
Posted on 7/11/22 at 7:05 pm to
Went to elementary school with a kid whos mother was a total nazi in her insistence that we never abbreviate his name.

“His name is Andrew. If I had wanted him called Drew, I would’ve named him that.”


A few years later I finally understood why: middle school is tough on a kid named Drew Peacock.
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