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Dude pulls 2 blondes out of submerged SUV

Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:05 pm
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:05 pm
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I'm thinking with 100% certainty that asking for a 3-way as a reward is entirely justifiable here.




eta so help me larry leo you better not swipe my story.
This post was edited on 3/7/17 at 3:11 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:06 pm to
The day the "Anal For Life" card came into existence.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:07 pm to
Talk about leverage. Safety is two BJs away.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77822 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

asking for a 3-way
I doubt he even had to ask
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Morris and Henry said they will forever be grateful for their personal hero, and will continue to think of ways to show him their gratitude.

Posted by Jarlaxle
Calimport
Member since Dec 2010
2876 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:08 pm to
Booty call card for life.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:08 pm to
Nah, they banged the guy who ran em off the road instead
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
14616 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:09 pm to
That righteous goatee is the real hero
Posted by Ben Hur
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2013
1015 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:09 pm to
I bet they were soaked when he pulled them out.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:09 pm to
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Nah, they banged the guy who ran em off the road instead
yep
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45192 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Haley Morris was driving her friend, Kate Henry, home from the gym after midnight Wednesday
In the gym after midnight?
quote:


D.J. Nance was fishing near the Wacca Wache Marina on a dock
Fishing after midnight?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:11 pm to
A simple thank you is enough. They shouldn't feel obligated to sleep with the guy.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Haley Morris was driving her friend, Kate Henry, home from the gym after midnight Wednesday

In the gym after midnight?

quote:

D.J. Nance was fishing near the Wacca Wache Marina on a dock

Fishing after midnight?

yup
Posted by Leonard
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
4254 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

I bet they were soaked when he pulled them out.



Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11812 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:14 pm to
Thought the thread title was the start of a joke.



oh, and obligatory...

Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36158 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

In the gym after midnight?

Fishing after midnight?


Yeah, that does sound a bit "fishy".

Just my thought: I think they were all hammered and already engaging in some version of a 3 way before they pulled a Chappaquiddick. The only difference is this guy wasn't a fricking scumbag like "The Lion of the Senate", Teddy Kennedy
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45192 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:15 pm to
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yup
Interesting.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:17 pm to
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They shouldn't feel obligated to sleep with the guy.


Correct, no sleeping.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23581 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 3:17 pm to
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"He was laying on the dock, and Haley and I were kind of like patting him and saying 'you saved us, you saved us,'" Henry said

That's a weird way to say "taking turns giving him a handy"
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