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re: Dude decides to open a Dybbuk box in his home
Posted on 1/15/19 at 1:20 pm to touchdownjeebus
Posted on 1/15/19 at 1:20 pm to touchdownjeebus
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Now ask me if I am gonna open one of those boxes...
you gonna open one of those boxes?
1
Posted on 1/15/19 at 1:31 pm to Choctaw
frick no!
Posted on 1/15/19 at 1:32 pm to Choctaw
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fake? real?
How old are you?
Posted on 1/15/19 at 1:37 pm to Loaner1231
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Makes 0 sense. Satan is definitely old enough to buy alcohol for the 8 year olds using the Ouiji. I’m not too familiar with his powers, but he should be able to conjure up some booze, right? Jesus did turn water into wine after all. At the very least bub should be capable of turning some tap water into boonsfarm.
Yeah...you’d think that. But look at the guy.
You think you’re about to unleash some heavy metal, rock and roll devil, raining blood and drinking buds.
But instead...you get this
But you’re still kind of stoked...until he starts to talk.
“Actually...it’s Baphomet. I realize that lots of people think i’m “MR. DEVIL” but that was my dad.
So...today i’ve Brought some craft IPAs. This one’s made of Styxian hops, and you can really taste the coriander and hints of brimstone. And this on here is PBR I drink ironically.”
And then he starts to go in about the merits of democratic socialism which he says he’s”kind of an expert in.” Because he took a polo-sci course at the local community college.
And then you begin to wonder why an antediluvian demon wants to hang out with 8 year olds...and he’s getting a little too friendly with Bobby’s sister.
Yeah...not as cool as one might think
This post was edited on 1/15/19 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 1/15/19 at 1:39 pm to fr33manator
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And then he starts to go in about the merits of democratic socialism which he says he’s”kind of an expert in.” Because he took a polo-sci course at the local community college.
Fits my definition of hell. You have a valid point.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 1:40 pm to Choctaw
This sounds like some shite Mexican locals would sell to tourists.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 1:40 pm to Choctaw
quote:
you think this is a game?
Posted on 1/15/19 at 1:43 pm to Choctaw
2.3 million views. To watch some chode with a go pro strapped to his head opening up an "evil spirit box"
I live in a world of retards.
I live in a world of retards.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 1:43 pm to Choctaw
Fast forwarding through it all, the spirit haunts his Alexa and wants to get it on.
At play.
At play.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 2:19 pm to Mo Jeaux
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How old are you?
43. thanks for asking. you?
Posted on 1/15/19 at 2:26 pm to Choctaw
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FYI: a Dybbuk box is a sealed box that you can buy that supposedly contains spirits (usually evil spirits). They're sold to collectors and is considered the most haunted object on earth.
This post was edited on 1/15/19 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 1/15/19 at 2:57 pm to Choctaw
How many people in this thread would open that box, whether you believe it's fake as shite or not, in the middle of the night while you're home alone?
I'd be willing to bet not one
frick that shite, I don't care how fake it is
I'd be willing to bet not one
frick that shite, I don't care how fake it is
Posted on 1/15/19 at 2:59 pm to rintintin
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How many people in this thread would open that box, whether you believe it's fake as shite or not, in the middle of the night while you're home alone?
I'd be willing to bet not one
frick that shite, I don't care how fake it is
raises hand.
watched several years worth of 'ghost hunters' waiting for something actually explainable to happen and after countless episodes of that boring arse show, i'm pretty sure there's nothing paranormal out there.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 3:05 pm to Choctaw
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43. thanks for asking. you?
And you still have to ask if this is real? I hope for your sake that it was a rhetorical question.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 3:07 pm to Mo Jeaux
you never know man. there's some weird shite in this universe
Posted on 1/15/19 at 3:10 pm to rintintin
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How many people in this thread would open that box, whether you believe it's fake as shite or not, in the middle of the night while you're home alone?
I'd be willing to bet not one
You're kidding...right?
This reminds me of the time I was "dared" to pray to Satan on this site and bad shite would happen top me...despite the fact that I don't believe in any of it.
Yeah...I'd open the box of nothing. Are we pretending most would be scared to open an empty box for fears of demons or something?
It's kind of cool how often I'm surprised at how weird some of the guys on this site are...
Posted on 1/15/19 at 3:20 pm to fr33manator
I’m the devil I can do what I want!! What ever I got I’m gunna flaunt!! There’s never been a Rock-Off that I’ve ever lost!!!
Posted on 1/15/19 at 3:30 pm to rintintin
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frick that shite, I don't care how fake it is
This is my position and I’m not ashamed of it at all. frick that. Be fake, be real, but be sealed.
Posted on 1/15/19 at 3:30 pm to Displaced
Posted on 1/15/19 at 3:32 pm to Richard Flagget
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I’m the devil
please allow me to introduce myself...
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