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Posted on 5/23/14 at 5:56 am to lsunurse
Your story is just one more reason why smegma is one of the most awesome words in our lexicon.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:34 am to The Pirate King
So you say a crappy religious health center screwed up a medical procedure. That is shocking...
Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:42 am to Dam Guide
This woman don't speak too good
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:46 am to Walt OReilly
They only put back half
Posted on 5/23/14 at 6:59 am to Stringer Bell
The title of that article is hilarious. You think the mother is upset. When puberty hits for that guy, hell's gonna break loose! Might want to make a note because in about, what, 12 years plus or minus, when a guy walks into a crowded mall somewhere with a couple of automatic weapons, at least we'll know the "motive".
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:05 am to Stringer Bell
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It's genital mutilation.
It's hard to take people serious when they use this type of hyperbole
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:15 am to lsunurse
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Basically I helped hold baby and gave baby sucrose with a pacifier to help comfort them during the procedure.
Next time the doctor tells me I need some kind of procedure and offers an anesthetic or some sedation, I'm just gonna say, "Nah, brah, I'm good. I got some sugar. Let's get this party started."
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:20 am to TigerstuckinMS
We give sucrose to babies under 6 months old during any painful procedures and it really works. I saw many circs where the baby didn't cry once because of the sucrose.
This post was edited on 5/23/14 at 7:26 am
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:22 am to shutterspeed
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Your story is just one more reason why smegma is one of the most awesome words in our lexicon.
Damn, have not heard that word since I was a pledge.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:36 am to Stringer Bell
Maybe the doc's could built him some kinda artificial mega schlong to compensate for their error?
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:39 am to lsuwontonwrap
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No son of mine is going to be circumcised. I am, but if you teach your son to wash right, it will never be an issue. It's an outdated practice.
After teaching yourself and your wife how. Some of those little frickers are tough to retract. Can't count how many Mexican babies I have seen in ER with horrid shite up under there because they just washed him like a circumcised peen. One kids penis looked like a red matchstick. Foreskin at that point is un retractable.
Foreskin is a burden when young and a burden when old.
But you are talking culture, family, and you're dick. So shite gets personal.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:44 am to LSU alum wannabe
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Foreskin is a burden when young and a burden when old.
Interesting way to think about it. My mind is a little less settled on not cutting any future child of mine.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:47 am to LSU alum wannabe
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After teaching yourself and your wife how. Some of those little frickers are tough to retract. Can't count how many Mexican babies I have seen in ER with horrid shite up under there because they just washed him like a circumcised peen. One kids penis looked like a red matchstick. Foreskin at that point is un retractable.
Yup. See it on the Peds floor as well. Kid/baby has possible uti and I need to cath the kid for a urine culture and can't retract the foreskin or it becomes very painful for the child/baby for me to retract.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:55 am to Stringer Bell
Pretty neat first comment on the news story :
That is the top comment haha.
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Male circumcision has benefits? Really? Tell me about them.
Because I am 31 years old and my penis was mutilated (aka “circumcised”) shortly after birth and I am STILL WAITING FOR THOSE CIRCUMCISION BENEFITS.
Let me tell you about the “benefits” circumcision has given me.
1) A nasty circumcision scar around the middle of my penile shaft!
2) Painful erections during puberty!
3) A gradual decrease in penile sensitivity over the years.
4) A hardened, keratinized sand-paperish glans thanks to my lack of a foreskin that rubs the inside vaginal walls of my girlfriend raw and causes her pain and vaginal soreness as well as microscopic tears.
5) Painful and uncomfortable sex with my girlfriend. I have to jackhammer her and I still can‘t please her or myself!
6) My male G-spot, the frenulum, has been cut away. Even more pleasure reduction.
7) When I am 40, I‘ll probably need Viagra to get and maintain an erection because circumcision causes erectile dysfunction. Oh it‘s pretty embarrassing if some 80 year old intact man in Europe can still enjoy sex naturally while I need to take blue pills because my culture thought it was a good idea to frick with my penis!
So tell me about those “wonderful benefits” of circumcision because I am still waiting for them.
There are ZERO, I repeat, ZERO “benefits” to male circumcision. It‘s nothing more than male genital mutilation sold to gullible parents under the shameful guise of having “benefits”. Male circumcision has no benefits because there are zero benefits to genital mutilation.
When will STUPID AMERICANS finally wake up? I hate that I was born into a fricked-up and stupid culture that thinks messing with mother nature is a good thing. frick circumcision.
I hate being circumcised.
I hate having the opinion of another person carved into MY PENIS for the rest of my miserable life. frick circumcision.
That is the top comment haha.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:56 am to MWP
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Your story is just one more reason why smegma is one of the most awesome words in our lexicon.
Damn, have not heard that word since I was a pledge
Pretty sure I was at least 20 years old before I realized that the word itself wasn't slang, off color, or otherwise unmentionable amongst polite company. I'd always heard the word used to describe those dried up remains that live on a towel, under a man's bed in the fraternity house.
Our across the street neighbor, a nurse, used the word while telling a story about something that happened at the hospital. I just about choked on whatever I was eating, and thought, "damn, not only is my across the street milf neighbor hot, but she also smokes and uses filthy language. Wonder if she's into breaking in younger guys?"
Posted on 5/23/14 at 8:30 am to Stringer Bell
Lol genital mutilation.
What's mutilation is your kids feelings when he realizes all his buddies are like that and girls prefer it (even some look down on it). Now dad has to explain to his teenage son why he didn't decide to make his like everyone else. Well son, it's genital mutilation.
It's a lot more painful and traumatizing in your teens I'll promise you that and he'll remember it for a hell of a lot longer too.
What's mutilation is your kids feelings when he realizes all his buddies are like that and girls prefer it (even some look down on it). Now dad has to explain to his teenage son why he didn't decide to make his like everyone else. Well son, it's genital mutilation.
It's a lot more painful and traumatizing in your teens I'll promise you that and he'll remember it for a hell of a lot longer too.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 8:47 am to Tayday
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That is the top comment haha.
That guy just admitted he has a penis that is ribbed for her pleasure and less sensative so he can last longer, then in the next breath admits that can't get his girl wet and sucks in the sack. Sounds like the circumcision isn't the problem, he may want to work on his technique.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:07 am to Scrowe
circumcision is a barbaric practiced steeped in religious superstition and disingenuous 'health benefits' pretenses to justify cutting your newborn's penis off.
sorry all y'all who were circumcised believe you 'look more normal' and sorry you feel the need to justify how your penis is better because you were mutilated at birth.
why not be a man and give your son the best gift a father can give him..protect him from mutilation on the very day you bring him into this world when he's at his most vulnerable?
sorry all y'all who were circumcised believe you 'look more normal' and sorry you feel the need to justify how your penis is better because you were mutilated at birth.
why not be a man and give your son the best gift a father can give him..protect him from mutilation on the very day you bring him into this world when he's at his most vulnerable?
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 9:21 am to Stringer Bell
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I'm just for human rights that's all.
Indeed. We should avoid this genital mutilation altogether and just burn the baby alive in the mother's womb to avoid the decision. No saline solution on hand? Here's a pair of scissors....
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