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re: Driver dies after rocketing 400ft across the San Joaquin River in his Mercedes
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:31 am to magildachunks
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:31 am to magildachunks
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Definitely did better than the coonasses a few months ago.
Them boys were Messicans.
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Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:45 am to Salmon
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he actually made it across
If I were Mercedes I would be all over that. I mean the car would be structurally done for but if it landed and remained in essentially one peice...wow
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:54 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
If this death was instant, it has to be one of the best ways to go.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:55 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
This is the way you do it.
Hooper, " I'm gonna hit it!"
Hooper, " I'm gonna hit it!"
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:56 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
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If this death was instant, it has to be one of the best ways to go.
that's setting the bar pretty low, baw
ETA: doubt he died instantly either
This post was edited on 1/23/20 at 10:57 am
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:56 am to redstick13
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Them boys were Messicans.
Fine.
Coonburros
This post was edited on 1/23/20 at 10:57 am
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:58 am to 777Tiger
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doubt he died instantly either
and had a few seconds of "oh shite" time while air-born.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:58 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
If I ever die in a spectacular fashion, I hope it's in a way that makes an onlooker completely forget my death and say something like "wow, he cleared the whole damn river."
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:59 am to Sus-Scrofa
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wow, he cleared the whole damn river."
Nothing to be proud of Rust.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 11:01 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
At least he went out like a boss
Posted on 1/23/20 at 11:03 am to deltaland
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At least he went out like a boss hogg
Posted on 1/23/20 at 11:04 am to crispyUGA
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can tell you what was going through his head, "I've done this a thousand times in Grand Theft Auto. Piece of cake."
He unlocked the Darwin Achievement
Posted on 1/23/20 at 11:10 am to Salmon
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his last thought was "holy frick I'm actually going to make it!"
Posted on 1/23/20 at 11:12 am to SippyCup
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The RV landing on the ferry was the best.
No way he makes it if the shitter’s full.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 11:12 am to FlyinTiger93
Posted on 1/23/20 at 11:23 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
That is an impressive way to die.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 11:23 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Please please please let there be Dashcam footage from the flying Mercedes.
Why the need for an "extensive follow up"? Ole baw probably grew up Watching Bo and Luke do this weekly.
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Zulim told ABC: 'We're going to do an extensive follow-up, hopefully talk to family members and find out, if you can, what someone's mindset would be to try to attempt to jump the river.'
Why the need for an "extensive follow up"? Ole baw probably grew up Watching Bo and Luke do this weekly.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 11:25 am to TypoKnig
Posted on 1/23/20 at 11:31 am to 777Tiger
I saw an old bearded dude drive a Chevy station wagon off the Sunset pier at the end of A1A going as fast as it would . He crawled out before it sank and it looked like everything he owned was in it cause all kinda crap floated up. Dude was definitely not in sound mind .
Posted on 1/23/20 at 11:37 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
He ran out of talent
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