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re: Driver dies after rocketing 400ft across the San Joaquin River in his Mercedes
Posted on 1/23/20 at 9:53 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 1/23/20 at 9:53 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Zulim told ABC: 'We're going to do an extensive follow-up, hopefully talk to family members and find out, if you can, what someone's mindset would be to try to attempt to jump the river.'
Sounds like he was making his way, the only way he knew how...
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Posted on 1/23/20 at 9:54 am to Codythetiger
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Bo Duke'd it
This phrase must be used more!
Posted on 1/23/20 at 9:54 am to 14&Counting
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Damn - pretty incredible he actually made it to the other side.....
He made it to the other side, alright....
Posted on 1/23/20 at 9:55 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Nice! Dude should get some type of posthumous award for that
Posted on 1/23/20 at 9:56 am to Dawgholio
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Dude should get some type of posthumous award for that
The "Bury the throttle" award?
Posted on 1/23/20 at 9:58 am to Dawgholio
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Nice! Dude should get some type of posthumous award for that
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We will never forget him, nor the last time we saw him, this morning, as he prepared for his journey and waved goodbye and "slipped the surly bonds of earth" to "touch the face of God."
This post was edited on 1/23/20 at 10:00 am
Posted on 1/23/20 at 9:58 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:02 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
police chase? any chance they have dashcam footage? that'd be awesome.
This post was edited on 1/23/20 at 10:44 am
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:03 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Guess he was hoping that farmland went all the way to the edge of the river
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:04 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:10 am to Salmon
The two meth heads in Louisiana who tried to jump a bayou at a draw bridge was better.
They just drove in and drowned
They just drove in and drowned
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:11 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
I think I found the location on Google Earth. The launching side seems to be 280ft in elevation and the "landing" side is about 230ft. Story Checks out 
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:14 am to PCRammer
I'm kind of surprised he died.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:14 am to LSUGrad9295
quote:I think that's a little bit more than the law will allow...
Sounds like he was making his way, the only way he knew how...
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:14 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:15 am to CHSTigersFan
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Sounds like he was making his way, the only way he knew how...
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I think that's a little bit more than the law will allow...
he was just a good old baw...
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:19 am to Salmon
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his last thought was "holy frick I'm actually going to make it!"
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:22 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
The RV landing on the ferry was the best.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:23 am to Dawgholio
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Nice! Dude should get some type of posthumous award for that
I'm sure he'll get a Darwin award.
Posted on 1/23/20 at 10:26 am to crispyUGA
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I can tell you what was going through his head, "I've done this a thousand times in Grand Theft Auto. Piece of cake."
I can tell you what the last thing was that went through his head...his arsehole.
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