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re: Dreaded Orange Wasp
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:06 pm to 225Tyga
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:06 pm to 225Tyga
quote:
One time in an attempt to impress some random females at the bars, i let an Orange Wasp sting my pecker and ball sack so that it would swell up and appear larger than it was.
It was awesome, i would recommend giving it a try.
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Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:06 pm to FCP
Saw Iron Butterfly once
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:09 pm to FCP
I have these all around my house in Youngsville. They seem to be bigger assholes than the regular ones
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:11 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:Away from my eyes. It landed on my left pocket and started trying to sting me. I was wearing gloves, so I knocked his arse down and placed a size 13 Red Wing (ironically) onto his head.
Away from what? Was your shirt 8 inches away from you? I can’t picture this scenario.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:11 pm to CHAZILLA
wasps are tPOS, I’m sure they serve some purpose in the ecosystem but frick’em
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:18 pm to FCP
quote:
Away from my eyes. It landed on my left pocket and started trying to sting me
I just measured it up and a shirt pocket is minimum 10 inches from your eyes. More likely 12 inches away.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:20 pm to Paddyshack
quote:No idea. I’m a telephone man. Wasp are a regular part of our world. Just haven’t seen this particular breed or whatever before. Probably wouldn’t have noticed the difference except the sumbitch landed on me.
Whats the going hourly rate for window washers?
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:25 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
I’m sure they serve some purpose in the ecosystem
Carnivores but like carrion too so clean the ecosystem
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:27 pm to Athis
I have no scientific research to back up my premise but always assumed the orange wasps on a mahogany wasp nest were some of the ones who had most recently hatched.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:28 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:Does that same ruler say your dick is 10”? If so, you need a new goddamn ruler. And to wash your hands, you pervert.
More likely 12 inches away.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:28 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Here we see a Dreaded Orange Catholic
I thought it was an Oompa Loompa ?
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:32 pm to FCP
My dad called those red wasp, if it's what I think it is.
I got stunk by one on my hand. Arm swelled up all the way to my shoulder.
I got stunk by one on my hand. Arm swelled up all the way to my shoulder.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 3:03 pm to Cheese Grits
I be done seen about everything when I see an elephant fly.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 3:35 pm to soccerfüt
I've had a few around my house this year, but they could be red wasp. The strange thing is, I kill them but never find a nest. Some were on my outside TV that I keep covered and only use on the weekends. Two weeks in a row about ten were just hanging on the back of the TV.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 3:36 pm to FCP
Posted on 9/17/19 at 3:42 pm to FCP
No but some bees F ed me up yesterday, moving stuff from the patio to the barn , I’m carrying a tent and they swarm me, stung the top of my head like 6 times and my elbow , still swollen.
Posted on 9/17/19 at 3:42 pm to Pelican fan99
Why oh why did Moses have to save those bastards
Posted on 9/17/19 at 3:47 pm to CuyahogaTigerJr
quote:You should be more careful.
No but some bees F ed me up yesterday, moving stuff from the patio to the barn , I’m carrying a tent and they swarm me, stung the top of my head like 6 times and my elbow , still swollen.
Duh
Posted on 9/17/19 at 3:52 pm to 99BLKBRD
quote:
why did Moses have to save those bastards
Uhh...
This post was edited on 9/17/19 at 3:53 pm
Posted on 9/17/19 at 3:53 pm to soccerfüt
Yeah thanks, more like I probably shouldn’t leave shite in touched on side all summer F me.
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