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Dr Squatch Soap

Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:29 pm
Posted by tigamike
Member since Jun 2005
5114 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:29 pm
Will I be irresistible to my wife if I use this stuff like the commercials imply? Is it as good as Axe body spray?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:31 pm to
Don’t Axe me.

I just rub some dirt on it.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:31 pm to
Real men use lava soap...bar on skin
Posted by tigamike
Member since Jun 2005
5114 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:39 pm to
Seriously though. Anybody used this soap?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:40 pm to
The commercial makes me want to buy it and use it I'm not going to lie.

Because my balls are worth it
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89773 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:40 pm to
I use it and sex did not increase
Posted by Shotgun Willie
Member since Apr 2016
3769 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:41 pm to
It was ok. Bars don’t last long. The citrus IPA was really good.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10002 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:41 pm to
I use it. It's awesome. No extra sex but that's only because she can't handle any more disappointment.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11212 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:41 pm to
I want to know who the gal in the fb ads is
Posted by tigamike
Member since Jun 2005
5114 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

use it and sex did not increase


Damn! That’s disappointing. I still wanna believe!
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15293 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:44 pm to
thats a whole lot of marketing to pay for. how does the price per bar compare to that crap they sell in whole foods. seems like it would be cheaper and probably just as good.

EDIT: Okay its actually a deal if you do the Quarterly plan of 6 bars. On that plan it would be $6 per bar, the same as whole foods, but you get an extra ounce of bar with Squatch making it the better deal if you use that much soap.
This post was edited on 1/21/21 at 6:00 pm
Posted by tigamike
Member since Jun 2005
5114 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

I use it. It's awesome.


I think I’m gonna order the three pack bundle. What scents should I try besides the citrus IPA. The pine tar is their best seller apparently
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10002 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:46 pm to
Goats Milk
Cedar
IPA
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3409 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:47 pm to
I tried it, didn't live up to the hype...also overpriced for what it is. I didn't order more after I gave it a go.
Posted by Rust
Member since Feb 2019
543 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Bars don’t last long

^
I bought some before and this was my experience. They don’t last long enough for the price. Wife (no pics) did like when I used the pine tar
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38512 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

I use it and sex did not increase


I’ve used just about every top tier soap available to man.

I’m starting to think these soaps are a repellent.

This post was edited on 1/21/21 at 8:45 pm
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36320 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:55 pm to
I only use Dr. Bronner's so I can read the schizophrenic rants on the bottle. Great soap btw

This post was edited on 1/21/21 at 10:00 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

It was ok. Bars don’t last long. The citrus IPA was really good.


Same experience. Absolutely not worth the price.
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5749 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:06 pm to
I’ve used it and it’s good stuff, but it doesn’t last long at all. You get about a week out of each bar if you use it without a rag. It’s just too expensive to justify long-term use for me
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 1/21/21 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

Real men use lava soap...bar on skin

All kidding aside, in the early seventies I was working as a roustabout in the oilfield.
There was this old fellow that would actually shower with Lava soap.
Regular bar soap was provided but he’d use Lava.
Needless to say his skin was tough as leather and he looked like the Indian on the Indian head nickel.
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