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re: Dozens of bodies found in U-Haul trucks outside NYC funeral home
Posted on 4/29/20 at 9:57 pm to DeathValley1924
Posted on 4/29/20 at 9:57 pm to DeathValley1924
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Were they just going to return the UHaul trucks and drop the keys in the after hours dropbox?
Posted on 4/29/20 at 10:04 pm to castorinho
The US is rapidly spiraling into third world shithole status
Posted on 4/29/20 at 10:54 pm to John88
Destroya would just throw a tarp on it and call it a day
Posted on 4/29/20 at 11:10 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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NY is rapidly spiraling into third world shithole status
Posted on 4/29/20 at 11:17 pm to real turf fan
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Time to put on Sinatra singing "New Yawk, New Yawk" with a clothespin on his nose.
To the tune of New York, New York
They’re stacking dead dudes,
In u-hauls today,
Yeah this is just the start of it
New York, New York
Corona ensues,
They’ll start to decay,
It’s spread through every part of it,
New York, New York,
No they won’t wake up,
And funerals don’t come cheap,
They’ll throw the folks that it kills
On top of the heap,
There’s lots of dead Jews,
And folks that were grey,
The Chinese commies started it,
Ate bats, like pork,
And now it’s everywhere,
It’s even in the air,
What will you do
New York, New York?
This post was edited on 4/30/20 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 4/30/20 at 2:53 am to genuineLSUtiger
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The US is rapidly spiraling into third world shithole status
Democrats
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:52 am to Slagathor
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Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here truck, it's a good quality item. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?
Ok eddie.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:39 pm to fr33manator
fr33manator, that was some funny shite. I almost busted my diaphragm laughing ??
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:03 pm to genuineLSUtiger
shite man that was just a little quick parody. Far from my best work
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:32 pm to John88
Probably corpses bound for a Potter's field. The mortician isn't making any money on them, so he's not investing any money in keeping them fresh, either.
He's a shithead, regardless.
But they've had a lot bodies to have to do regular funerals on, I can see why they stack the indigent ones, though it is pretty unforgivable.
He's a shithead, regardless.
But they've had a lot bodies to have to do regular funerals on, I can see why they stack the indigent ones, though it is pretty unforgivable.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 10:17 pm to HarryBalzack
Why not just cremate the unclaimed bodies?
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:03 pm to fr33manator
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Any updates?
Somebody got a hell of a deal on a couple of slightly used U-Hauls.
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:47 pm to John88
Seriously, every time I rent a uhaul, I tense up upon first opening the back up for fear of finding dead bodies or lord knows what inside
Posted on 5/3/20 at 12:22 am to John88
After a few hellish moves I’m surprised someone didn’t find my body in a u-haul truck.
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