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re: Dozens of bodies found in U-Haul trucks outside NYC funeral home

Posted on 4/29/20 at 9:57 pm to
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88350 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 9:57 pm to
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Were they just going to return the UHaul trucks and drop the keys in the after hours dropbox?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77215 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 10:04 pm to
The US is rapidly spiraling into third world shithole status
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8846 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 10:54 pm to
Destroya would just throw a tarp on it and call it a day
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45340 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 11:04 pm to
Mail in voters?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69252 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

NY is rapidly spiraling into third world shithole status
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135051 posts
Posted on 4/29/20 at 11:17 pm to
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Time to put on Sinatra singing "New Yawk, New Yawk" with a clothespin on his nose.


To the tune of New York, New York
They’re stacking dead dudes,
In u-hauls today,
Yeah this is just the start of it

New York, New York

Corona ensues,
They’ll start to decay,
It’s spread through every part of it,

New York, New York,

No they won’t wake up,
And funerals don’t come cheap,
They’ll throw the folks that it kills
On top of the heap,

There’s lots of dead Jews,
And folks that were grey,
The Chinese commies started it,

Ate bats, like pork,

And now it’s everywhere,
It’s even in the air,

What will you do

New York, New York?

This post was edited on 4/30/20 at 9:03 pm
Posted by Hurricane Mike
Member since Jun 2008
20059 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 2:53 am to
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The US is rapidly spiraling into third world shithole status



Democrats
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135051 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:52 am to
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Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here truck, it's a good quality item. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?


Ok eddie.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77215 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 8:39 pm to
fr33manator, that was some funny shite. I almost busted my diaphragm laughing ??
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135051 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:03 pm to
shite man that was just a little quick parody. Far from my best work
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16369 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 9:32 pm to
Probably corpses bound for a Potter's field. The mortician isn't making any money on them, so he's not investing any money in keeping them fresh, either.

He's a shithead, regardless.

But they've had a lot bodies to have to do regular funerals on, I can see why they stack the indigent ones, though it is pretty unforgivable.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135051 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 10:17 pm to
Why not just cremate the unclaimed bodies?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135051 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 9:59 pm to
Any updates?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:03 pm to
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Any updates?

Somebody got a hell of a deal on a couple of slightly used U-Hauls.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67021 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:47 pm to
Seriously, every time I rent a uhaul, I tense up upon first opening the back up for fear of finding dead bodies or lord knows what inside
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 5/3/20 at 12:22 am to
After a few hellish moves I’m surprised someone didn’t find my body in a u-haul truck.
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