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re: Double Spinoff: What's the Worst Strip Club Experience You've Ever Had?
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:45 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:45 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
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I've never been in a strip club sober. If I'm fricked up enough to go in there then I'm too fricked up to be in there.
I have NEVER had a good experience in one
Wear that outfit out in your avi picture. I'm sure it will do wonders for your game....
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:46 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
Mine has to about 20 years ago when the chairman of the deacons wife came up to me the 18 yr old preachers son, and asked why she overheard the guys in her JUCO summer school class telling stories about my tipping abilities at a local establishment.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:52 pm to beebefootballfan
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chairman of the deacons wife
Wtf is this?
The deacon's wife has a chairman?
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 10:54 pm
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:58 pm to jrodslu
At my bachelor party the strippers come out and one of them was strangely familiar looking. I couldn't place her until my little brother says,holy crap. I fricked her." All of a sudden it clicked and I realized that it was my now wife's friend from dance team in high school. We all started calling her by her name. It got really awkward really fast and she half-heartedly finished her dance while she kept her head down pretending she couldn't hear us.
Now that I think about it, this might have been a great strip club experience.
Now that I think about it, this might have been a great strip club experience.
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:02 pm to jrodslu
15 years ago.
Buddy and I go to eat wings at Hooters in Miami. We then go across the street to some low rent strip club. its about 6PM on a week day. Nobody really in there except the skanks who work there.
Buddy goes in back with one stripper. Next thing its "screaming, Ooh! Ahh!" from the stripper. Seems buddy was fingering said stripper...still had wing sauce on his finger nails...
Buddy and I go to eat wings at Hooters in Miami. We then go across the street to some low rent strip club. its about 6PM on a week day. Nobody really in there except the skanks who work there.
Buddy goes in back with one stripper. Next thing its "screaming, Ooh! Ahh!" from the stripper. Seems buddy was fingering said stripper...still had wing sauce on his finger nails...
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:02 pm to jrodslu
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Double Spinoff: What's the Worst Strip Club Experience You've Ever Had?
Let's just say it involves ringing a door bell and not the kind you'll find on a house. Ding Dong!
Edit: I'm talking about a tongue venturing it's way to this chick's butt hole fwiw.
ha
It didn't happen to me and it wasn't at a strip club, but a buddy of mine went to a legal brothel and thought it was a strip club. He paid for a girl to go to the back room twice before he realized that he could have secks with them and then he got whiskey dick.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:54 pm to TigahRag
Not bullshite. I was drunk enough to get kicked out, and she handed me the bill before the bouncers did just that. Ended up getting jumped by four Mexicans on Royal and came to enough somewhere around the goldmine. Some undercover cops took my phone and called a buddy who came and picked me up. Saw the charges the next day, and knew I wouldn't tip some dumb broad $900 on top of what I actually spent.
Called the bank, they called MasterCard, girl couldn't produce a signed receipt, and I paid nothing. Face was all jacked up, but I had blood on me that wasn't mine, so all was well
Not sure why you feel the need to keep trying to catch me in some type of lie. I said it the other day and I'll say it again...I don't make up stories or lie about stuff on TD. No need to. I know a lot of them are hard to believe, but I've had a wild life and they are all true. As much as you want to believe that people make stuff up on the internet, I'm just not one of them
Called the bank, they called MasterCard, girl couldn't produce a signed receipt, and I paid nothing. Face was all jacked up, but I had blood on me that wasn't mine, so all was well
Not sure why you feel the need to keep trying to catch me in some type of lie. I said it the other day and I'll say it again...I don't make up stories or lie about stuff on TD. No need to. I know a lot of them are hard to believe, but I've had a wild life and they are all true. As much as you want to believe that people make stuff up on the internet, I'm just not one of them
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 12:29 am
Posted on 7/28/15 at 2:08 am to jrodslu
Memphis: 3rd year med school, ER rotation: post-call after 30+ hours at The Med, me and 2 other buddies went to Platinum Plus to decompress.
I was getting a lap dance with this really pretty blonde, when she peeled her thong to the side, and I was hit with this rancid odor... the exact odor of one of my earlier vag exams on this 400+ lb woman in the ER with multiple STD's and PID...
completely ruined the experience...
I was getting a lap dance with this really pretty blonde, when she peeled her thong to the side, and I was hit with this rancid odor... the exact odor of one of my earlier vag exams on this 400+ lb woman in the ER with multiple STD's and PID...
completely ruined the experience...
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:53 am to jrodslu
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I guess she had some bad food, it was literally projectile diarrhea all over his white shirt, needless to say it resulted in him vomiting....on her, which resulted in us being banned from the establishment indefinitely, they didn't even offer to buy him a new shirt,I felt sorry for the cab driver who got us.
Wow! Your friend wins.
I know, right?! People pay good money for that, and he got it for free!
Posted on 7/28/15 at 6:20 am to Hammertime
Yes .. After your car thread Sunday .. you just ooze e-credibility .. You make up stories on here .. Not reading your wall of text ..
Posted on 7/28/15 at 6:42 am to TigahRag
Years ago at the old Downs lounge we took one of the younger guys on our softball team there for his 20th birthday. Some 400 lb "stripper" came out and danced around and turned, bent down, and showed her vag......worst site ever! 
Posted on 7/28/15 at 7:38 am to TigahRag
Believe whatever you want, but I do not make up stories
Posted on 7/28/15 at 7:45 am to jrodslu
So there I am sitting at the stage watching titties bounce. The stripper makes her way over to me and starts backing that arse up right in my face. My bros are like "daaayyum" and I'm like "daaayyyumm" when she wraps her legs around my head and pulls my face toward her butt. She starts slapping her arse, misses, and slaps me hard as frick right in the eye.
My buddies are laughing their asses off, the stripper is frantically apologizing, and I'm trying to stop the flow of tears pouring from my left eye.
There was also another time where my buddies thought it would be hilarious to buy me a lap dance. I'm not into that shite b/c strippers are shady as frick when they get you in the champagne room but I figured what the hell. I get back there and it's some large black chick... did a 180 and ran back to the front in a full fricking sprint.
My buddies are laughing their asses off, the stripper is frantically apologizing, and I'm trying to stop the flow of tears pouring from my left eye.
There was also another time where my buddies thought it would be hilarious to buy me a lap dance. I'm not into that shite b/c strippers are shady as frick when they get you in the champagne room but I figured what the hell. I get back there and it's some large black chick... did a 180 and ran back to the front in a full fricking sprint.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:04 am to rollindaddy
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little one on the way to galveston .... across from racetrack.... shite got real when 10 of us starting gagging because the bug people starting fumagating the place before lunch...whores didnt skip a beat tho like it was an everyday ordeal..... you couldnt see 10 feet in front of you thru out the whole building
LOL I remember that. That was the same trip BobbyMagee came back to the room white as a host. good times
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:36 am to jrodslu
I turned 30 and was living in Lake Charles at the time. My cousin, Kashonly, came in to celebrate. He decides to find a strip club to get a dance for me. We find this place called Geaux Geaux's. This was a Wednesday night so not many people were there. We walk into the club and there is a black stripper at the bar. While ordering drinks, he starts a conversation with her and winds up ordering her a drink. $25 for a drink.
Kashonly tells me to pick a chick for a dance so I start looking around. There was a little stage and hanging down on a chain was a hula hoop. And swinging in this hula hoop was a woman in her mid-late 40's that weighed about 275 lbs easily. Saw this young cute chick by the bar and those were my only 3 choices so I picked the young chick.
Kashonly pays the whale that was swinging in the hula hoop on stage. She says they only give table dances. She comes up to me and says to sit down and the dancer will begin shortly. So the cutie gets up on the table and starts dancing. Next thing I see is the cutie starting to cry. Mascara is running down her face. I'm thinking
. She finishes the dance then gets down off the table. Come to find out this was her very first night "dancing" and she was so humiliated that she quit later that night.
Kashonly tells me to pick a chick for a dance so I start looking around. There was a little stage and hanging down on a chain was a hula hoop. And swinging in this hula hoop was a woman in her mid-late 40's that weighed about 275 lbs easily. Saw this young cute chick by the bar and those were my only 3 choices so I picked the young chick.
Kashonly pays the whale that was swinging in the hula hoop on stage. She says they only give table dances. She comes up to me and says to sit down and the dancer will begin shortly. So the cutie gets up on the table and starts dancing. Next thing I see is the cutie starting to cry. Mascara is running down her face. I'm thinking
. She finishes the dance then gets down off the table. Come to find out this was her very first night "dancing" and she was so humiliated that she quit later that night. This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 8:38 am
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:44 am to LouisianaLady
quote:Now that story is tits, man.
Stripper put her hands down my sweater and took both boobs out of my bra without asking and without even chatting/dancing/etc with me beforehand. Literally just walks up and does it. I'd be banned for life and possibly beaten by security if I did that to her. Wasn't some "scarring" experience, but pissed me off.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:49 am to Lokistale
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I was getting a lap dance with this really pretty blonde, when she peeled her thong to the side, and I was hit with this rancid odor... the exact odor of one of my earlier vag exams on this 400+ lb woman with multiple STD's and PID...
And what is PID?This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 8:50 am
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:50 am to jrodslu
Columbus, GA strip bars on Victory Drive, near Fr. Benning. Nothing but nasty old Asian women and morbidly obese American women (at least they appeared to be) of all stripes.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:55 am to jrodslu
Never had a worst experience b/c they've all ended up being great stories to tell.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:57 am to jrodslu
Went to a strip club in Longview, TX with some oilfield buddies the night before a job ended. We all used fake names. Oldest stripper there, claimed to be 24 but looked 44, somehow finds me on linkedin and facebook and kept friend requesting and messaging me asking if she could come visit.
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