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re: Double Spinoff: What's the Worst Strip Club Experience You've Ever Had?

Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:15 pm to
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16254 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:15 pm to
Two words...PINK CHICKEN
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:17 pm to
Strip clubs suck.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81248 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:20 pm to
Stripper put her hands down my sweater and took both boobs out of my bra without asking and without even chatting/dancing/etc with me beforehand. Literally just walks up and does it.

I'd be banned for life and possibly beaten by security if I did that to her.

Wasn't some "scarring" experience, but pissed me off.
Posted by TigahRag
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Member since May 2005
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:21 pm to
I ain't gonna lie .. It just moved a little ..
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:22 pm to
I feel like you could have stopped her.... Lesbihonest here.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:22 pm to
Well....



What did they look like?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:24 pm to
Waitress tipped herself $900 and brought me my regular bill which I tipped her like $50 on. Called the bank the next morning, and didn't have to pay a dime of any of it
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35528 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

Stripper put her hands down my sweater and took both boobs out of my bra without asking and without even chatting/dancing/etc with me beforehand. Literally just walks up and does it.
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:25 pm to
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Went to The Clubhouse in Dallas


I have bang a few strippers from here...


Vinny P knows how to party...
Posted by jrodslu
Member since Jan 2006
15263 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:26 pm to
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What did they look like?


You know how when you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it... and it feels like a bag of sand when you touch it.
Posted by Sandy_Ash
Member since Feb 2015
1162 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:26 pm to
Beach Bunnies in Panama City Beach , I think it was a double wide .
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:28 pm to
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What's the Worst Strip Club Experience You've Ever Had?


The worst by far is Illusions. When they turn the lights on at the end of the night....
Posted by TigahRag
Sorting Out OT BS Since 2005
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:28 pm to
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Waitress tipped herself $900 and brought me my regular bill which I tipped her like $50 on. Called the bank the next morning, and didn't have to pay a dime of any of it




bullshite
Posted by jrodslu
Member since Jan 2006
15263 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:30 pm to
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The worst by far is Illusions. When they turn the lights on at the end of the night....



You are correct, that dim lighting is very flattering for most of the girls. I haven't done any drugs in 15 years so the Molly and Crystal they were offering didn't effect my judgment.
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:34 pm to
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You are correct, that dim lighting is very flattering for most of the girls. I haven't done any drugs in 15 years so the Molly and Crystal they were offering didn't effect my judgment.


Do you care to elaborate?
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:38 pm to
I've never been in a strip club sober. If I'm fricked up enough to go in there then I'm too fricked up to be in there.

I have NEVER had a good experience in one
Posted by jrodslu
Member since Jan 2006
15263 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:39 pm to
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Do you care to elaborate?


I smoked weed a couple of times when I was eighteen. I've had strippers offer me anything from cocaine to crystal meth in strip clubs. I have never partaken in any of these things.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:40 pm to
Yeah, she was really something before electricity got popular..
Posted by jrodslu
Member since Jan 2006
15263 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:40 pm to
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I've never been in a strip club sober. If I'm fricked up enough to go in there then I'm too fricked up to be in there.

I have NEVER had a good experience in one


This is basically the story of my life as pertains to strip clubs. I have never walked into one with less than a 12 pack in my stomach.
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:43 pm to
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I smoked weed a couple of times when I was eighteen. I've had strippers offer me anything from cocaine to crystal meth in strip clubs. I have never partaken in any of these things.


I don't blame you... I have never been offered meth/cocaine or any drugs by a stripper.

Two of my friends did manage to bang strippers in the strip club...
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