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Doing "business" overseas.... ETA: Pics
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:37 pm
I'm always fascinated by the cultural and language, uh, 'challenges' when 'working' with others overseas.... I'm 'interviewing' prospects and am evaluating the following. This is real life. Watcha think?

quote:
I am ______________ with 3 years of experience and I become emotionally heavily invested in every ounce of my work, generating an ethereal experience.
I will take as much time that is required and make every effort to completely understand your ________ and help you see ___________.
When your raw _____________, well come into mine _____________ kitchen. In our new dish, we will add _____________, ________________, spice, ad mix until there is a piece de resistance.

Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:38 pm to Meauxjeaux
I used to love Mad Libs too.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:41 pm to Rouge
Maybe I should ask to see ID first? 
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:45 pm to Meauxjeaux
i always get a giggle when I get our team in romania, our team in india and our team in argentina on the phone together. See them trying to communicate in english is a hoot. finding a time that works for them is a pain in the butt.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:48 pm to Meauxjeaux
Horny
Dick
Titties
Butthole
Jizz
Vagina
Poop
Dick
Titties
Butthole
Jizz
Vagina
Poop
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:48 pm to Bluefin
are you hiring a prostitute or something?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:50 pm to Meauxjeaux
Someone needs to tell her that Bougainvillea has large thorns and doesn't smell. No need to put it next to your face.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:52 pm to Meauxjeaux
Damn used to date a girl that looked a lot like her
Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:08 pm to Meauxjeaux
quote:
I am _(adj) SMELLY_ with 3 years of experience and I become emotionally heavily invested in every ounce of my work, generating an ethereal experience.
I will take as much time that is required and make every effort to completely understand your _(pl. noun) FARTS _ and help you see _(noun) SOCK_.
When your raw _(noun) PEEPEE_, well come into mine _(adj.) POOPY_ kitchen. In our new dish, we will add _(pl. noun) BOOBIES_, _(noun) SPORK_, spice, ad mix until there is a piece de resistance.
Probably what our MadLibs looked like when we were 10.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:44 pm to Jet12
Ok, so I don't want this poor girl to get a bad rep on the internets due to my shennanigans... here's the full statement, unedited.
quote:
I am video editor with 3 years of experience and I become emotionally heavily invested in every ounce of my work, generating an ethereal experience.
I will take as much time that is required and make every effort to completely understand your business goals and help you see these goals through.
When your raw product is completed, well come into mine post production kitchen. In our new dish, we will add color correction, edit, spice, ad mix until there is a piece de resistance.
It's a video editing project. She submitted a bid on it.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:03 pm to Meauxjeaux
I'm going shopping and I need to pick up some:
Apples
Bananas
Cauliflower
Dill Pickles
Eggplant
Filé
Gewürztraminer
Hot Dogs
Ice Cream
Jalapeño Peppers
KoRn Flakes
Lima Beans
Maize
Navel Oranges
Oleomargarine
Plums
Quinoa
Rasberries
Strawberries
Tea Bag Tebow
Uncle Ben's Wild Rice
Vidialia Onions
Wings
Xacuti
Yams
Zero Cnady Bars
Apples
Bananas
Cauliflower
Dill Pickles
Eggplant
Filé
Gewürztraminer
Hot Dogs
Ice Cream
Jalapeño Peppers
KoRn Flakes
Lima Beans
Maize
Navel Oranges
Oleomargarine
Plums
Quinoa
Rasberries
Strawberries
Tea Bag Tebow
Uncle Ben's Wild Rice
Vidialia Onions
Wings
Xacuti
Yams
Zero Cnady Bars
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:44 pm to Bluefin
That pug made me think of nurse. I miss nurse.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:48 pm to chryso
quote:What happened to Nurse?
That pug made me think of nurse. I miss nurse.
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