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Doing "business" overseas.... ETA: Pics

Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:37 pm
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:37 pm
I'm always fascinated by the cultural and language, uh, 'challenges' when 'working' with others overseas.... I'm 'interviewing' prospects and am evaluating the following. This is real life. Watcha think?

quote:

I am ______________ with 3 years of experience and I become emotionally heavily invested in every ounce of my work, generating an ethereal experience.

I will take as much time that is required and make every effort to completely understand your ________ and help you see ___________.

When your raw _____________, well come into mine _____________ kitchen. In our new dish, we will add _____________, ________________, spice, ad mix until there is a piece de resistance.


Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47487 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:38 pm to
Oh, forgot the
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:38 pm to
I used to love Mad Libs too.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
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Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47487 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:41 pm to
Maybe I should ask to see ID first?
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:45 pm to
i always get a giggle when I get our team in romania, our team in india and our team in argentina on the phone together. See them trying to communicate in english is a hoot. finding a time that works for them is a pain in the butt.
Posted by Bluefin
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Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:48 pm to
Horny
Dick
Titties
Butthole
Jizz
Vagina
Poop
Posted by FunroePete
The Big Cheezy
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 4:48 pm to
are you hiring a prostitute or something?
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:07 pm to
You on welfare. Thank me.
Posted by eScott
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

This is real life
Posted by SECretariat
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:50 pm to
Someone needs to tell her that Bougainvillea has large thorns and doesn't smell. No need to put it next to your face.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 5:52 pm to
Damn used to date a girl that looked a lot like her
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

I am _(adj) SMELLY_ with 3 years of experience and I become emotionally heavily invested in every ounce of my work, generating an ethereal experience.

I will take as much time that is required and make every effort to completely understand your _(pl. noun) FARTS _ and help you see _(noun) SOCK_.

When your raw _(noun) PEEPEE_, well come into mine _(adj.) POOPY_ kitchen. In our new dish, we will add _(pl. noun) BOOBIES_, _(noun) SPORK_, spice, ad mix until there is a piece de resistance.

Probably what our MadLibs looked like when we were 10.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47487 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:44 pm to


Ok, so I don't want this poor girl to get a bad rep on the internets due to my shennanigans... here's the full statement, unedited.

quote:

I am video editor with 3 years of experience and I become emotionally heavily invested in every ounce of my work, generating an ethereal experience.

I will take as much time that is required and make every effort to completely understand your business goals and help you see these goals through.

When your raw product is completed, well come into mine post production kitchen. In our new dish, we will add color correction, edit, spice, ad mix until there is a piece de resistance.


It's a video editing project. She submitted a bid on it.
Posted by chunk
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 6:51 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:03 pm to
I'm going shopping and I need to pick up some:

Apples
Bananas
Cauliflower
Dill Pickles
Eggplant
Filé
Gewürztraminer
Hot Dogs
Ice Cream
Jalapeño Peppers
KoRn Flakes
Lima Beans
Maize
Navel Oranges
Oleomargarine
Plums
Quinoa
Rasberries
Strawberries
Tea Bag Tebow
Uncle Ben's Wild Rice
Vidialia Onions
Wings
Xacuti
Yams
Zero Cnady Bars
Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:05 pm to
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:44 pm to
That pug made me think of nurse. I miss nurse.
Posted by shel311
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

That pug made me think of nurse. I miss nurse.
What happened to Nurse?
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