Does the Krampus have a place in your Yuletide traditions?

As important as Santa Claus is to Children, I think Krampus needs a revamping in western society.



While Santa brings gifts to good children, the Krampus comes for naughty ones.


He bites at their toes and whips them with birch branches (sounds like Darth’s fetish tbh) and if they are very bad, he throws them in his sack and brings them to the North Pole where they have to shovel the reindeer poo...forever.

My kids always ask what the naughty kids eat up there..
I always tell them




Does anyone else celebrate Krampusnacht?

We need Krampus Carols

To the tune of Frosty the Snow man


Let's all sing Krampus Carols!
Oh, Krampus, the Yule Lord,
He's as mean as he can be
If you don't act right
He'll come in the night
To bind you in slavery
Oh, Krampus, the Yule Lord
Skin and fur as black as coal,
With a long red tongue
And devil horns
He'll strike fear into your soul!

There must have been some magic in
Those iron chains he found
'cause when he placed them round your neck
In his service you are bound!

Oh, Krampus, the Yule Lord,
Well he visits every year,
Riding shotgun there with Santa Claus
So you behave out of fear



Or how about to the tune of White Christmas?


IIIIIIII'mmmmmmmm dreaming of a bla-a-a-ck Krampus,
Like all the ones I used to kno-o-o-ow
My heart starts skipping,
When I hear whipping
And brats, screaming, in the sno-o-ow

IIIIIIII'mmmmmmmm dreaming of a bla-a-a-ck Krampus,
To enslave all the naughty tikes,
And I'll sleep peaceful, toni-i-i-ight,
And democrats will steal their bikes.




Merry Krampus!