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re: Does Cortana Mall make it through 2017?

Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:04 am to
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:04 am to
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Cortana mall.....prob could buy up that land for cheap and plop a topgolf there....


lulz happy hour at topgolf usually doesn't consist of armed robberies and car jackings
Posted by BeachDude022
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:11 am to
West Oaks is in an area similar to Cortana. They added a top notch movie theater, two new anchors, and a bar or two.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:16 am to
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They can turn it around if they really want to.


You can't turn Cortana around unless you can move it away from Florida boulevard and add it to Mall of La or some place in St. George.

Cortana is dying because it's in a shitty part of town.
Posted by CockyTime
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
3393 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:19 am to
This is a strange video memorializing Cortana. Anyone know this nerd/db? Good old school commercials in here though. cortana tribute
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:22 am to
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Exactly, even the "people" that live around there now won't go unless they are there to shoplift.


Tara, Goodwood, and Broadmoor could easily use the mall, but they quit catering to that demographic years ago. Even the Super Walmart next door is sketchy.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:24 am to
Fact.... the area is depressing as hell.... 25 years ago it was the most thriving part of BR....
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:37 am to
I call dibbs on all that spare change thats in the fountains in front of the Macys
Posted by AjaxFury
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Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:39 am to
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I call dibbs on all that spare change thats in the fountains in front of the Macys


Better share...want to hit the arcades there for nostalgia's sake
Posted by Nativebullet
Plano, TX
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:40 am to
This post was edited on 3/6/20 at 9:36 pm
Posted by LSU316
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Member since Nov 2007
30307 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:43 am to
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I've seen malls survive with less.


Yea the mall in Hammond (before they basically demo'ed everything but the anchors and made it an open air shopping center) survived with like 5-ish stores (one of which was a comic book shop ) and the anchors for years.

Although it's location wasn't nearly as shitty as Cortana.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40378 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:53 am to
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They added a top notch movie theater,


A top notch movie theater located in Cortana Mall would quickly turned into the Broadmoor Theater in its later years.
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:54 am to
Those abandoned restaurants/buildings around the perimeter are the worst.
Posted by Uncle Stu
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Member since Aug 2004
33877 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:56 am to
Turn it into a data center like Rackspace

......or high end residential
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
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Member since Oct 2004
64012 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:05 am to
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I hope Dillard's clearance finds a new home!

I invite them to come to Juban Crossing. They can take Kohls old building.


ETA: Have any of you been to the MoL lately? Last time I was there I felt like I was in a Third World country. Thank God for Juban Crossing.
This post was edited on 1/13/17 at 9:06 am
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:07 am to
you should see the mall in slidell. talk about a ghost town.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41609 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:50 am to
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West Oaks is in an area similar to Cortana.


Ehhh that's a bit of a stretch. The Alief area around West Oaks is no River Oaks to be sure, but it's not terrible either. And it's easily accessible from Katy via the Westpark.

Cortana is in the hood and airline is not the same as westpark.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41609 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:53 am to
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you should see the mall in slidell. talk about a ghost town


There were plans for a massive renovation of that mall that came out about a year ago, but I no longer see them on the website for the mall.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
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Member since Jul 2009
41609 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:54 am to
Not to disparage the local media, but this is a much better report.

LINK

Looks like trimming some stores at most, but trimming the ones where people don't feel safe or that have problems with infrastructure. Hello, Cortana.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117086 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:56 am to
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My bet is that new businesses that have nothing to do with the mall begin to open in the spaces that used to be stores


While I greatly enjoy no sales tax (I declare it on my return, I promise), someone should be trying to get Amazon to take it and use it as a fulfillment center and "storefront."
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4900 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:57 am to
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Have any of you been to the MoL lately? Last time I was there I felt like I was in a Third World country.


The idea that the MoL is depreciating in any way seems to be one of those odd persistent myths on this board.
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