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Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:22 am to GFunk
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Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:23 am to GFunk
Never trust a dude in a tunic.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:24 am to Nicky Parrish
First one in; first one out on bachelor parties
Get there Thursday and take the cheap flight home Saturday.
Also, get some information on friends at the bachelor party while you are sober enough to remember it so you have something to tell the lady friend when you get home. “Jim just got a promotion” instead of “well Jim still likes strippers and Coke”
Get there Thursday and take the cheap flight home Saturday.
Also, get some information on friends at the bachelor party while you are sober enough to remember it so you have something to tell the lady friend when you get home. “Jim just got a promotion” instead of “well Jim still likes strippers and Coke”
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:25 am to Dire Wolf
I like how your life rules are bachelor party related.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:26 am to OysterPoBoy
Never fight a man with cauliflower ear.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:31 am to GFunk
quote:Never get into a vodka drinking contest with a Russian.
Does anyone here have, "rules," they live by?
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:34 am to LasVegasTiger
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:36 am to GFunk
My biggest "rule" is:
Never put your hand somewhere that you wouldn't put your dick.
My other rules are:
Always admit if you don't know something but find out asap, never speak in absolutes, and never show your hand.
Never put your hand somewhere that you wouldn't put your dick.
My other rules are:
Always admit if you don't know something but find out asap, never speak in absolutes, and never show your hand.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:37 am to GFunk
8 to 80. Blind cripple or crazy.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:47 am to GFunk
Never take a laxative and a sleep aid on the same night.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:57 am to GFunk
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:00 am to GFunk
Rules are tools; they must serve and serve well or be replaced by better ones or judgement.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:01 am to GFunk
A few:
Feed the right wolf
Love God and love people
Never trust a fart
A man needs 2 tools. WD40 and duct tape. if it moves and it shouldn't use the duct tape. if it doesn't move and it should, use the WD40.
Feed the right wolf
Love God and love people
Never trust a fart
A man needs 2 tools. WD40 and duct tape. if it moves and it shouldn't use the duct tape. if it doesn't move and it should, use the WD40.
This post was edited on 12/4/19 at 11:04 am
Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:04 am to 3nOut
Don't get high on your own supply.
Don't frick hired help.
Don't frick hired help.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:04 am to GFunk
Never marry a fat girl that can't cook.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:08 am to GFunk
-Don't do business with someone that uses a phone with a cracked screen.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:11 am to GFunk
Never trust a guy in a tunic
Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:26 am to GFunk
Always give 100%, except when you are donating blood.
Never assume anything, except that a gun is always loaded.
Never assume anything, except that a gun is always loaded.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:28 am to GFunk
If she ain't 280 (pounds), she ain't a lady.
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