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re: Does anyone have any advice for hitting on a coworker?

Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:01 pm to
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21943 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:01 pm to
Don't piss near the flag pole.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73763 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Take her to a Cold Play concert.


well played.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
25760 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
12043 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

When you're single trying to attract a partner it's important to project the qualities you desire. Which I understand but boy, oh boy, have I had to suck a lot of dick lately.


-Norm MacDonald
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2259 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:11 pm to
Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: Don’t be unattractive

If you aren’t attractive, go on ahead and update that resume.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
38187 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:11 pm to
What's his name?
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
249 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:25 pm to
mdelatte is requesting that you take his photo down
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72207 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

Just whip it out and say sup... works every time!


If you really want to make her like you, as soon as you do this, place your hands on your hips and calmly say “it ain’t gonna suck itself”, she’ll be putty in your hands.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52898 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:30 pm to
It depends on what you look like, either reported to HR or blowjob in the supply closet. Pretty simple.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45417 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:42 pm to
Just start walking by, slapping her arse, and say good game every afternoon on your way out.
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
3539 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:43 pm to
Loser.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12210 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:46 pm to
I married one. Fire away.
Posted by Thewingnut323
Baton rouge
Member since Oct 2018
109 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:48 pm to
def cc everybody so that she knows it isn't just a fling
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
2889 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:49 pm to
Sex Panther
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1127 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 4:51 pm to
Just ask her thumb in or thumb out. If she gets offended tell her you were talking about praying.



Posted by noon0707
Member since Sep 2010
311 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 5:19 pm to
Don’t. Never get your bread and meat at the same place
Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8747 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 5:22 pm to
Don't
Posted by sharkfhin
Water
Member since Sep 2008
5018 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 5:47 pm to
Ask her to lunch, feel it out and ask her to dinner if the lunch date went good. If you get dinner, youll get the vagina sooner than later.
This post was edited on 12/15/25 at 5:48 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41521 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 5:49 pm to
Make sure to put your hand on the small of her back while hitting on her. Drives them crazy.
Posted by YoYo84
Member since Mar 2025
25 posts
Posted on 12/15/25 at 6:02 pm to
Yeah! Don’t getcha honey where ya getcha money!
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