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re: Does anybody know any corny jokes?
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:26 pm to LakeViewLSU
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:26 pm to LakeViewLSU
It's even funnier because Opus was laughing but didn't get the joke.
Q. Why do hummingbirds hum?
A. Because they don't know the words.
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Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:32 pm to LakeViewLSU
A priest, a preacher and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of a joke ? ".
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:43 pm to OldTigahFot
Lettuce and Carrot racing and carrot falls behind. The lettuce turns and calls back, "sorry pal. It's not my fault I'm a head."
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:47 pm to LakeViewLSU
You know what they say about minority jokes; if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 9:59 pm to CaptainsWafer
You want to know the last thing my father told me before he kicked the bucket?
"Hey son watch, I'm about kick this bucket."
"Hey son watch, I'm about kick this bucket."
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:12 pm to LakeViewLSU
What do you get when you cross 5 Female Pigs with 5 Male Deer,................
10 Sows&Bucks.
10 Sows&Bucks.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 12:02 am to LSUFanMizeWay
What did Paul Revere say at the end of his famous ride? Whoa.
2 blondes were found frozen to death in a car at the drive in. They were waiting to see the movie Closed For The Winter.
What is Tupac said backwards? KAPUT.
George Washington's father: Son, did you chop down this cherry tree?
George Washington: Father, I cannot tell a lie. The Russians did it.
2 blondes were found frozen to death in a car at the drive in. They were waiting to see the movie Closed For The Winter.
What is Tupac said backwards? KAPUT.
George Washington's father: Son, did you chop down this cherry tree?
George Washington: Father, I cannot tell a lie. The Russians did it.
This post was edited on 1/17/17 at 12:04 am
Posted on 1/17/17 at 1:07 am to EastBankTiger
I told my mom I could build a car out of noodles....
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!!!!!
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!!!!!
Posted on 1/17/17 at 6:21 am to LakeViewLSU
quote:
corny jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his cousin, Gregory, peck.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 6:28 am to widespreadpiggy
Bookmarking for later. Good stuff on here. 
Posted on 1/17/17 at 6:44 am to LakeViewLSU
I don't...sorry...shucks.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 6:49 am to LakeViewLSU
Boudreaux: what's the fastest way to Ville Platte?
Thibodeaux: you walkin' or you drivin'?
Boudreaux: drivin'
Thibodeaux: yeah, that's the fastest way
Thibodeaux: you walkin' or you drivin'?
Boudreaux: drivin'
Thibodeaux: yeah, that's the fastest way
Posted on 1/17/17 at 6:53 am to LakeViewLSU
Tell them the joke about the ceiling but be careful it might be over their head. Don't forget to tell them the one about the jumprope. Nevermind, just skip that one.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 6:56 am to LakeViewLSU
Did you ever meet the two Irish homos that live next door? Their names are Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 7:34 am to LakeViewLSU
I kept staring at the ball wondering why it seemed to be growing bigger and bigger but then it hit me...
Posted on 1/17/17 at 8:29 am to LakeViewLSU
Have you heard about the new, corduroy pillows?
They're really making headlines...
They're really making headlines...
Posted on 1/17/17 at 8:44 am to LakeViewLSU
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This post was edited on 8/21/19 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 1/17/17 at 8:55 am to LakeViewLSU
quote:
Are you a fire engine?
...no
Posted on 1/17/17 at 9:08 am to LakeViewLSU
Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it's ajar.
A: When it's ajar.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 9:18 am to Warheel
A Rabbi, and a priest finish a round of golf. The Priest says hey wanna go screw an altar boy? The Rabbi says, Out of what?
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