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Does anybody know any corny jokes?
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:19 pm
I like telling corny jokes to people IRL and laughing after like it's really funny.
TIA
TIA
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Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:21 pm to LakeViewLSU
Why don't you tell secrets in a corn field?
Because the corn has ears.
Because the corn has ears.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:21 pm to LakeViewLSU
A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling.
The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar.
The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump and slap a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss, you must buy drinks for everyone in the bar.
The man responds, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:23 pm to LakeViewLSU
What movies do pirates like?
Rated Arrrrr.
Rated Arrrrr.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:23 pm to LakeViewLSU
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elephino
Elephino
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:23 pm to LakeViewLSU
I put it in your mom's butt.
She had eaten corn.
It popped.
She had eaten corn.
It popped.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:25 pm to LakeViewLSU
How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Only Juan
Only Juan
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:25 pm to LakeViewLSU
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This post was edited on 3/21/17 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:28 pm to LakeViewLSU
What bones will a dog not eat?
A trombone
A trombone
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:33 pm to LakeViewLSU
When did I eat corn?
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:35 pm to LakeViewLSU
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam
Dam
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:39 pm to LakeViewLSU
Two corn cobs One day two corn cobs, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured corn cob called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured corn cob was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured corn cob, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:41 pm to LakeViewLSU
A string walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve strings in here."
String walks outside ties himself and messes up his hair, then proceeds to walk back in.
Bartender sees him and says, "Hey! Aren't you the string from earlier?"
String answers, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
String walks outside ties himself and messes up his hair, then proceeds to walk back in.
Bartender sees him and says, "Hey! Aren't you the string from earlier?"
String answers, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:41 pm to LakeViewLSU
From The Breakfast Club
A naked lady walks into a bar carrying a poodle in one hand and a two-foot salami in the other...
Bartender says "well I guess you won't be needing a drink"...
Lady says, "It's not for me -- I promised the dog if he could make me climax I'd buy him dinner and drinks."
A naked lady walks into a bar carrying a poodle in one hand and a two-foot salami in the other...
Bartender says "well I guess you won't be needing a drink"...
Lady says, "It's not for me -- I promised the dog if he could make me climax I'd buy him dinner and drinks."
This post was edited on 1/16/17 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:41 pm to LakeViewLSU
Why are there no casinos in Africa?
Too many cheetahs
Too many cheetahs
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:43 pm to LakeViewLSU
The Fox Force Five joke
"three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind. poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, catch up." - Mia Wallace [Uma Thurman] Pulp Fiction
"three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind. poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, catch up." - Mia Wallace [Uma Thurman] Pulp Fiction
This post was edited on 1/16/17 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:43 pm to BamaChemE
Three blondes walk into a bar, the brunette ducks.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Hey! Is it getting hot in here?" The other muffin screams, "AHHHH! A talking muffin!"
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Hey! Is it getting hot in here?" The other muffin screams, "AHHHH! A talking muffin!"
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:44 pm to LakeViewLSU
How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes him 8 episodes to do it.
Just one, but it takes him 8 episodes to do it.
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:48 pm to LakeViewLSU
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Ask me if I'm a fire engine...
Posted on 1/16/17 at 2:50 pm to LakeViewLSU
Two elephants walk up on a man skinny dipping. The man gets scared and runs off. One elephant looks at the other elephant and he looks dumbfounded so he ask, " Never seen a naked man before?" The other elephant responds, "Yeah I have, I just don't understand how he's suppose to feed himself with that trunk."
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