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Do you, your company, or someone you know buy cheap toilet paper?

Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:21 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64679 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:21 am
Seems like one of the things I don't believe is worth the savings.

I'd rather not feel like I'm sand-blasting my arse with the sands of the mojave desert.

Does it just take time to get used to the coarseness of cheap toilet paper, and it callouses over?
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:21 am to
My office definitely buys cheap TP.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:22 am to
I used to keep flushable wipes in the cubicle desk when I worked from an office for this very occasion.
Posted by LPgolfer
Member since Jul 2015
1093 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:31 am to
Pretty sure our company buys POM from Sams. Stuff seems pretty rough. I don't do my business at work though. I live 5 mins from my office so I can just drive home to poop.

*That's not the reason I don't go at work though. I have a phobia of public/not my house restrooms.

* I also shite naked so that would be awkward AF at work.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34771 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:32 am to
The hospital where I work buys John Wayne toilet paper.. It's rough, tough and don't take shite from anyone...
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106066 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:33 am to
quote:

I used to keep flushable wipes in the cubicle desk when I worked from an office for this very occasion.


You're buying yourself a visit from the plumber. Those things are flushable in name only.
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
8319 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:33 am to
You take all of your clothes off every time you go #2?
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6573 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:34 am to
What company doesn't buy cheap toilet paper? Especially if the bathrooms are public.
Posted by LPgolfer
Member since Jul 2015
1093 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:36 am to
Precisely Salamander
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24176 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:37 am to
You could line the hull of a battleship with the stuff in my office. It's unsinkable.
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
8319 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:45 am to
That does sound quite freeing. However, not possible for me as I'm about as regular as they come and 9am falls when I'm at the office.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26233 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:46 am to
Quality arse paper is the true sign of a good employer.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:49 am to
quote:

What company doesn't buy cheap toilet paper? Especially if the bathrooms are public.


I know one.
Posted by LPgolfer
Member since Jul 2015
1093 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:49 am to
It is absolutely freeing. Think of how wide a stance you can get without having a heap of clothing wrapped around your feet. To your point about being regular. I would struggle if I wasn't on schedule to go on my lunch break. It's like clockwork.

* If you get a wild hair one day give it shot. You won't be disappointed.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31770 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:54 am to
Cheap TP at the office. Good stuff in my restroom. I'd put the good stuff everywhere, but people steal the shite out of it.
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:55 am to
3-PlyLivesMatter
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59450 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:56 am to
No
No
Yes.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31770 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:56 am to
quote:

You take all of your clothes off every time you go #2?

This. I can see the pants, but everything? Do you wear rompers everyday?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:59 am to
My dad used to when he had 4 kids living with him. 3 girls + wife = lots of TP used each day. He always bought his own good TP, and he'd hide it from them
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22407 posts
Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:11 am to
I had to travel to the Middle East frequently in the 80s and 90s. The toilet paper there was the John Wayne toilet paper another poster described. I carried in a couple of rolls of decent paper - one in my TDY apartment and another in my office desk under lock and key. I managed to survive.
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