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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:10 pm
Posted by Bonkers119
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2015
10127 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:10 pm
Standing up. People that wipe sitting down are borderline psychopaths.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53715 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:11 pm to
Is this a weekly thread?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:11 pm to
Once both ways. Then stop.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84609 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:11 pm to
I didn't know there was more than one way to do this.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166135 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:12 pm to
i sit and wipe then i stand up and do a butthole stretch and then get a final wipe down the slide.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65525 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:12 pm to
I wipe BEFORE I shiite.

It is MUCH more sanitary.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:12 pm to
what time is your UAL flight tonight?
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:12 pm to
I have that guy on the Hong Kong flight wipe my arse. While I'm sitting. And not from the front.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:12 pm to
How do blind people know when to quit whiping?
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:13 pm to
It doesn't really matter either way I just smear shite all over my balls
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

Standing up.

What's it like walking around with shite in your crack all day?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166135 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

How do blind people know when to quit whiping?


how do blind people know where the hand soap is?
Posted by Bonkers119
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2015
10127 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:14 pm to
Asking the real questions.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:14 pm to
I get my mistress to lick up the excess poo
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4311 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:14 pm to
Why would you stand up first? You are just making your arse cheeks pancake it all together.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:14 pm to
Not a full stand. More like an o lineman pass blocking
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:15 pm to
They couldn't. I think it's pretty obvious that there's no real blind people, fricking fakers trying to get good parking.
Posted by Bonkers119
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2015
10127 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:16 pm to
Wet Wipes ftw
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

How do blind people know when to quit whiping?




They smell the toilet paper. The less shittier it smells is how they know to quit wiping.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34652 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:27 pm to
Stand. Every single time. Sitting down disgusts me
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