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re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:36 pm to Bonkers119
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:36 pm to Bonkers119
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Standing up.
I stopped that when I was four years old.
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:38 pm to 13SaintTiger
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They smell the toilet paper. The less shittier it smells is how they know to quit wiping.
How would a blind person know what shite smells like?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:40 pm to Bonkers119
No wiping. I sit in the sink and run water down my crack. If someone walks in I just shake my dick at them and they just leave.....except this one time, but that’s a story for another day.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:48 pm to Bonkers119
WAit a minute. People actually wipe standing up? Wtf?!
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:55 pm to Bonkers119
sitting, wipe back to front while using my balls as a mudd flap
Posted on 1/5/18 at 4:57 pm to Pelican fan99
When you stand you smash shite onto each side. Wiping while sitting keeps the cheeks apart. Children stand. Do you still drop you drawers to your ankles at the urinal?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 6:10 pm to Bonkers119
I wipe when I'm walking back to wherever I was and just drop the paper behind me as I go, saves time.
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