Do you think polishing footballs is a waste of time?

So you like polishing balls, eh?

We get it bro, your son plays college football.

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Gaston and Cad are both different in their own ways.

Tony Romo probably hates polished balls, the ball that slipped through his hands during that PAT hold looked like it had been marinating and Vaseline for a week

Your son should spend time learning HVAC, E&I, or plumbing.

I know 1000 illegal aliens who already know how to do that

I used to do all sorts of shite to break them in, but so stopped adding product to the ball. Trying to keep these as light as possible. Only river mud now…and beating the shite out of them.

That’s the mud I use. I break in balls better than that though. Those are QB balls. I beat mine with big file, and a wooden bat. Probably illegal for game use. Kickers need to flatten the seams. They’re kicking right on that back seam, but all need to be flattened to contact the bladder better.