- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Do you say “Team” when addressing emails at work
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
When i worked for a large EPC firm, I had a boss who addressed emails like that with “Direct Reports”
He was a douchecanoe
He was a douchecanoe
2
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:37 pm to DavidTheGnome
Hi Everyone, or Good Morning/Afternoon,
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:38 pm to DavidTheGnome
I always wait until after lunch and just start with
Good Aftahnoon, good aftahnooon....Good Aftah-Noooon,
Good Aftahnoon, good aftahnooon....Good Aftah-Noooon,
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:41 pm to jamboybarry
quote:
When i worked for a large EPC firm, I had a boss who addressed emails like that with “Direct Reports”
I’d quit. frick that
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:44 pm to southernelite
I begin every email with “Esteemed Colleagues”
Then I BCC their bosses as I call them out for every perceived petty slight and insult.
Then I BCC their bosses as I call them out for every perceived petty slight and insult.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:45 pm to O
quote:
begin every email with “Esteemed Colleagues” Then I BCC their bosses as I call them out for every perceived petty slight and insult
I legit lol’d
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:46 pm to jamboybarry
I’ve used team before. I never thought there was any negative connotation to it.
wtf
quote:
, I had a boss who addressed emails like that with “Direct Reports”
wtfPosted on 10/8/19 at 6:46 pm to DavidTheGnome
Call them shitbirds instead.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:46 pm to DavidTheGnome
We have a guy who does this in person and on speakerphone. He wants to be the boss.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:47 pm to DavidTheGnome
My teams are LSU, Saints, Braves, and that's really about it.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:51 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 10/8/19 at 6:59 pm to upgrayedd
I start every internal e-mail with either:
Listen up count,
Or
Listen up count, depending on the number of recipients.
I start every client e-mail with,
Remember, name, I’ll hurt your family if you quit me,
Listen up count,
Or
Listen up count, depending on the number of recipients.
I start every client e-mail with,
Remember, name, I’ll hurt your family if you quit me,
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:00 pm to DavidTheGnome
I say
Hey
Hey
This post was edited on 10/9/19 at 6:51 am
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
We usually call each other dip shits
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:05 pm to DavidTheGnome
I start off all of my emails with “ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG!”
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:08 pm to TheFonz
I sign all of mine off with “ the beatings will continue until morale improves!”
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:12 pm to DavidTheGnome
Yea, frequently
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:13 pm to DavidTheGnome
Don't use "team" its offensive to those who aren't team-inclined.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:14 pm to DavidTheGnome
Gents, but I work with all dudes on pipeline jobs.
Posted on 10/8/19 at 7:18 pm to DavidTheGnome
I just type my message and send it.. Like...
"Information X that used to be in fileabc is now on filedef. Dave I need you to link your data to Joe's data so that a query can be set up.
Thanks Chris"
Saying "team," sounds gay.
"Information X that used to be in fileabc is now on filedef. Dave I need you to link your data to Joe's data so that a query can be set up.
Thanks Chris"
Saying "team," sounds gay.
Page 2 of 4
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News