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re: Do you know any lawyers who do immigration?

Posted on 1/21/26 at 8:10 am to
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 1/21/26 at 8:10 am to
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Turns out illegals hire him to try to keep them from being deported.



That's not the way the profession originally came about. Many people use them to get green cards or naturalized citizenship the correct way. They help those people navigate the system and have a better shot at getting approved.

An associate of mine hired one to get a green card for his Ukrainian wife, whom he met on Tinder. They divorced like 2 years later, after she decided she wanted to party more. Not sure if she's still here.
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 1/21/26 at 8:12 am to
What if hypothetically there was a country where life was good 40 years ago and then millions of people from other places came to it and the country got worse and worse and some guy who makes money off destroying the country went on a message board and called people stupid for noticing the correlation
Posted by Patsy Parisi
Member since Dec 2025
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Posted on 1/21/26 at 8:34 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76950 posts
Posted on 1/21/26 at 8:38 am to
i see billboards in BR and AP
Posted by Columbus
Member since Jan 2021
198 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 10:01 am to
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Ive known this kid since he was little and he has always been smart, so I was proud for him and his folks when he went to law school and passed the bar exam. I dont know what to think now though. He seems to be using his God given talents for destructive purposes.

My buddy doesnt say much about it, but he and his wife are good people. I can tell it is eating them up inside.
You should call out the kid in front of the parents next time you are with them and report back here what happens.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5263 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 10:01 am to
I am taking a law school this summer called Select Topics in Immigration. I have no plans to go into Immigration Law, but it is a class that will satisfy my writing requirement and seems like an interesting subject these days.
Posted by mike4lsu
Baton Rouge,LA
Member since Sep 2005
2289 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 10:42 am to
All immigration should be stopped, period. No immigration, no visitor visas, no 'tourist' visas, no 'business' visas, certainly no work visas. No foreigners period. Unless you buy a US gold card visas.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76950 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 10:44 am to
i see billboard ads. one has the last name Rozas, I think
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12705 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 10:50 am to
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Similar to personal injury lawyers - they rarely go to court.
Personal injury lawyers may not go to jury trial very often, but they are in court a lot compared to most practice areas. Multiple motion hearings every week, if not every day. Many of them serious dispositive motions.

PI lawyers also probably actually try more jury cases than anyone except the criminal bar. And there is a decent overlap among those practices anyway--those are the two areas where you will typically find the really talented trial lawyers.

It's funny to see people who apparently know so little about the practice of law make comments like this. Because I'm sure you respect the lawyer who shook your hand at your real estate closing and hasn't even seen a courtroom in person since they were sworn into the bar.

I've known three lawyers who had an immigration practice. One worked entirely for one large company and did all their foreign worker visa stuff. He was my immigration law professor in law school.

The other two were part of bigger firms who wanted that as part of their book. One was an older white guy who spoke fluent Spanish and the other was from Iran.

The Spanish speaker was a true believer who loved the work. He was also a HELL of a criminal defense lawyer--got a jury nullification on a felon in possession charge that would have been a life sentence as a third strike, all because of very strategic voir dire. He taught ESL classes to immigrants at night and was a deacon at a multinational Catholic church.

The Iranian hated it but it was what she was useful at, due to language, so that's how she made money for the firm. She hated most of her clients and also hated going to court. Said African clients were by far the worst--according to her, blatantly lying or exaggerating about important shite is just the norm in many cultures there, which made her job very hard. It's assumed or expected there that people are full of crap, but obviously a problem when someone is under oath or needs to tell their lawyer the truth in the American legal system.

She was a really good negotiator but a lousy litigator. Got too flustered in court. Yes, many (not all) immigration attorneys go to court a lot.

Honestly, if I were someone that loved sitting outside the courtroom negotiating all morning and shooting the shite with the fed gov attorney waiting to see if my case got called, then making ad hoc arguments off the cuff at trial and not relying on discovery, I would love immigration court. It's basically criminal practice on steroids, as far as what you actually do in court (though the transactional side is totally different). There are almost no rules of evidence or procedure, at least compared to federal district court or most state courts of record. But that actually terrifies me as an attorney.

It's a horrible bureaucratic system with all sorts of technical BS that postpones so many cases that actually need to be heard, but now for PR reasons expedites things that should be much more deliberate.
This post was edited on 5/6/26 at 10:36 pm
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7468 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 10:59 am to
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He seems to be using his God given talents for destructive purposes.


Idk about that. There are a lot of illegals here who would make good citizens. They want nothing more than to work hard, build a family and assimilate to our culture. It's the american dream. I'm glad that there is someone out there helping people like that.

What I don't want is a bunch of leeches sucking up resources while not paying into the system all while waving another country's flag and complaining about America. Or the majority of the Somali immigrants in Minnesota defrauding our systems and stealing tax dollars. Or the ones who are hardened criminals from 3rd world countries who came here to sell drugs and terrorize our citizens. Those are the ones who need to be deported yesterday.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23734 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 11:00 am to
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All immigration should be stopped, period. No immigration, no visitor visas, no 'tourist' visas, no 'business' visas, certainly no work visas. No foreigners period. Unless you buy a US gold card visas.


Yeah well that's retarded
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
13555 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 11:34 am to
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With that in mind, our immigration system is broken. It was designed in the 1960's with 1960's in mind.


We have so many Illegal Immigrants here already why should we need any immigration at this point? Make it make sense.
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
14663 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 12:36 pm to
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All immigration should be stopped, period. No immigration, no visitor visas, no 'tourist' visas, no 'business' visas, certainly no work visas. No foreigners period. Unless you buy a US gold card visas.


Hell yeah brother! Everyone should just stay in their hometown too, traveling is for tranny lib gay boys.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
174572 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 12:39 pm to
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Turns out illegals hire him to try to keep them from being deported. I dont see how that is even possible.


Damn now can you imagine if there were lawyers who represented pedos, rapists and murderers?
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
14663 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 12:40 pm to
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We have so many Illegal Immigrants here already why should we need any immigration at this point? Make it make sense.


I would love a simulation of what the US economy looks like at 10, 25, and 50 years from now if we did an actual mass deportation and ended all immigration. Even better if you don't make any other structural changes to our current set up.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
13555 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 12:48 pm to
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I would love a simulation of what the US economy looks like at 10, 25, and 50 years from now


You are about to get this with AI, Automation, and advanced Robotics.

I'll ask you again - what are the millions of low IQ, unskilled, uneducated Illegal Immigrants that are already here going to do? Who is going to feed and house them? What will be the purpose of having them here when the above mentioned things take over and educated Americans are out of work? Make it make sense.
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
14663 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:04 pm to
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I'll ask you again - what are the millions of low IQ, unskilled, uneducated Illegal Immigrants that are already here going to do? Who is going to feed and house them? What will be the purpose of having them here when the above mentioned things take over and educated Americans are out of work? Make it make sense.


You are conflating two separate things.

First, the idea behind legal immigration is that it is to bring over people with skills that contribute to the US economy. The idea of "no immigration" would mean we are a country with a birth rate below replacement that is shrinking. Look at places like China and South Korea to see how that is working out for them.

Secondly, the idea of AI, automation, and advanced robotics replacing low, unskilled workers is a lot broader than just illegal immigrants. You can deport all of them, but that doesn't rectify the millions of Americans who fit the same description.

That's my point earlier in this thread that our laws and policies are extremely outdated, and not prepared for the future the US and world is heading towards. That applies beyond just our immigration laws as well.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
13555 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:02 pm to
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You are conflating two separate things.


You seem to be having a hard time understanding this. South Korea and Japan have this figured out. North America and Europe do not. There won't be a need for 'replacement' when AI, Automation, and Advanced Robotics take hold of our every day lives. It's coming and faster/sooner than you think.

So, I'll ask again, when this happens there are going to be educated Americans - Bankers, Lawyers, IT Professionals, healthcare professionals, Accounting professionals. and a host of others out of work. So, knowing this what are all the millions of low IQ, uneducated, unskilled Illegal Immigrants here going to do? How will they survive and what purpose will they serve? Do you understand what is being discussed here? Importing low IQ Third World 'migrants' won't be needed for 'replacement' when AI and Automation take over. Make it make sense. Please.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
92053 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:05 pm to
Yeah, these folks are activists.


Living in New Orleans this was a dream for many aspiring liberal female lawyers. To become an immigration lawyer.


Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12705 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 10:39 pm to
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Idk about that. There are a lot of illegals here who would make good citizens. They want nothing more than to work hard, build a family and assimilate to our culture. It's the american dream. I'm glad that there is someone out there helping people like that.
I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but what makes a good citizen?

If I smoke weed every day and go to my job and otherwise be a productive citizen, but get caught, I go through pretrial diversion.

If an immigrant does the same--even if they are here legally--they are subject to deportation. And under current policy, absolutely will be deported if given the chance.

Despite the fact that all they are doing is living the American dream just like I am. Smoking weed illegally just like a quarter of adult American citizens currently do.
This post was edited on 5/6/26 at 10:46 pm
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