Do you have any strange superstitions or rituals

I downvote every time a rebeloke thread pops up, for good luck

You’re married? Huh.

I know nothing will magically happen because of this, but for some reason I don't ever put the volume on 13. It's more of a habit now than anything, but if I lower the volume on something and I see it's near 13, I will either stop at 14 or turn it down to 12.

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Before I longdick your mom, I always lick your wife's pussy first.

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I love the smell of my own farts... I find em bitter sweet. I know, kinda twisted.

When I was a kid I’d always lift the toilet seat to make sure there wasn’t a snake wrapped around it before taking a shite.

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I always take things to a new level. It's what I do.

I don't know if this is a ritual or a symptom of something else. Every time I get out of my truck I lock the door with my right hand, my keys in my left hand. Then I just stand there. I can't close the door for fear of locking my keys inside. I squeeze the keys in my left hand to make sure that they're there, but I still can't close the door. Sometimes this only goes on for ~10 seconds, but other times I may stand there for a full minute or more before I can finally bring myself to closing the door.

I always blow the dust out of glasses before putting anything in them....even if they’ve recently been washed. Not sure how I picked that up.

I always poop naked