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re: DO NOT LISTEN TO CARDI Bs new song WAP

Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56777 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

Chorus: Cardi B] Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you frickin' with some wet-arse pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-arse pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-arse pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-arse pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-arse pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-arse pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-arse pussy, huh


John Prine died for us to have such eloquent lyricism.
Posted by GVT
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2004
1045 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:35 pm to
It's a cultural classic.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86757 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Chorus: Cardi B] Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you frickin' with some wet-arse pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-arse pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-arse pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-arse pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-arse pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-arse pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-arse pussy, huh


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Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24527 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:36 pm to
You saved me baw. I was about to see if Cardi B had any new music out and decided "I better see if the OT has any warnings on this topic."

Thank you.
This post was edited on 8/7/20 at 3:37 pm
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25869 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:38 pm to
I was gonna listen to it as soon as I finished "Black Is King" on Disney+. Thanks for saving me the time.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:38 pm to
Yall just dont respect diverse cultures enough. Praise diversity..
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135060 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:41 pm to
Her pussy smells like an old fishmonger,
Garbage stinks, but this is stronger,
Pussy smells like a city bus,
Dripping cause it’s full of pus,
Sloppy, floppy hatchet wound,
Swollen red like a baboon,
No one wants that used up cooter,
I smell it through the computer
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30233 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

Chorus: Cardi B] Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you frickin' with some wet-arse pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-arse pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-arse pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-arse pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-arse pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-arse pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-arse pussy, huh





When Odysseus sailed past Sirenum scopuli and had the Sirens sing to him, I imagine this is what they sang.
Posted by Saucypants
Tulsa, OK
Member since Jul 2019
618 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:44 pm to
And I went and listened to it because of your thread. That pass’s as music? Wtf if that noise.
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:46 pm to
OH shite! Somebody made a song about how great their genitalia is. Damn! These are crazy arse times. The end must be near.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Chorus: Cardi B] Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you frickin' with some wet-arse pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-arse pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-arse pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-arse pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-arse pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-arse pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-arse pussy, huh


Such a rich history filled with wonderful culture. Just think of what America would be if we hadn't held this great race back.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8546 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:55 pm to
John Prine died for us to have such eloquent lyricism.

Interesting you mentioned Prine. Here's my earlier tweet.

In my best #RonSwanson voice: I was made aware of a new piece of musical entertainment called #WAP by a young woman named #CardiB. After a listen, I will no longer be taking musical recommendations from #johnRalphio. Give me #prine or give me death.
@Nick_Offerman

@rejectedjokes
3:06 PM · Aug 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12080 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 3:59 pm to
Macaroni in a pot motherfrickers!
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66990 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 4:00 pm to
how do you feel about Kylie being in the video instead of Saweetie?
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44863 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

When Odysseus sailed past Sirenum scopuli and had the Sirens sing to him, I imagine this is what they sang.



This killed me.


My personal favorite:


quote:

I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)

Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 4:06 pm to
It’s pretty raunchy I must say. Perfect example why are children are doomed
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31599 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 4:19 pm to
Thanks I’ll post on FB to be sure my family knows as well
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 4:19 pm to
That song makes Ol Town Road look like Bohemian Rhapsody
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31599 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 4:22 pm to
Well I watched the video anyways and it opened with a mansion and the outdoor fountain had a rotating statue with women shooting water out of their tits
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31599 posts
Posted on 8/7/20 at 4:22 pm to
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