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Do I just have to get over that my infant is going to put nasty stuff in her mouth?

Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:30 pm
Posted by whichyalnoaboutseven
Metairie
Member since Dec 2009
2026 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:30 pm
I’ve been somewhat of a germaphobe my whole life. I have ann eight month old now, and she’s just started crawling.

I want her to be able to crawl wherever she wants and explore, but I now find myself mopping every other day and wiping her hands off every time I pick her up after she crawls. I know this isn’t sustainable lol

Have any other new parents gone through this?
Posted by Scuttle But
Member since Nov 2023
1301 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:31 pm to
She gets it from her mom.
Posted by TigerBalsagna
tRedStick
Member since Jan 2015
728 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:31 pm to
Yeah, it only gets worse.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6711 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:31 pm to
Kids life is fricked if you’re worried about this.
Posted by HarveyBanger
Member since Mar 2018
1100 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:33 pm to
You need to get over it. Your kid is doing what babies don
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
24260 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:33 pm to
Decent answer: Get over your phobia with an infant. They’re gross, they’re going to put everything in their mouth, they’re going to get sick, their immune system will get better, they will eventually grow out of it.

OT Answer: What’s going in her mouth now is child’s play compared to when she’s older.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33876 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:34 pm to
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I now find myself mopping every other day and wiping her hands off every time I pick her up after she crawls. I know this isn’t sustainable lol


yeah don’t do this it’s not that serious. they learn what’s gross on their own and need to build up their immunity. as long as it’s not a bathroom floor or anything they can choke on, let them explore
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:35 pm to
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Kids life is fricked if you’re worried about this.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8171 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:36 pm to
She’s building her immune system. Let her be.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37491 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:36 pm to
No, because I’m not a pussy. Let the kid get dirty. Just don’t let her put anything dangerous in her mouth.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79188 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:37 pm to
It probably won't last that long

But kids are gross and will be for a while in all sorts of ways

My toddler makes pretend tuna fish and poop pizzas and tries to force feed them to me

Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17690 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:38 pm to
This is really not going to go in the direction of swiffers and hand sanitizer.
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21263 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:39 pm to
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I have ann eight month old now, and she’s just started crawling.


Oh man, it’s just begun for you.

11 month old here. You’re going to have to turn into a hawk. Baby proof your home, and carry baby wipes everywhere.
Wife is more concerned over germs than I am. He’s a boy, he’s going to do dirty stuff, but just watch they don’t put anything in their mouth they can swallow.
This post was edited on 1/26/24 at 12:42 pm
Posted by Kujo
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Member since Dec 2015
6015 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:39 pm to
I don’t know. I heard all those warnings about children but my daughter is super cautious. She just turned three and we’ve never had any issues with gross stuff or anything like that.

She wasn’t ever a dirty eater, like you see those toddlers with spaghetti all over their face.

She just turned three years old, never wets the bed she’s completely potty trained for over a year, she doesn’t need a bib. She doesn’t need a sippy cup. She uses fork and spoon. She even knows how to use chopsticks (kid’s version-connected). She doesn’t have temper tantrums. she knows how to spell words by sounding them out.

I just think some kids are dumb so you’re gonna have a big problem on your hands
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:40 pm to
I once saw my kid drag his tongue across about 15' of the handrail of the walking sidewalk at the Atlanta airport. He didn't die.

Kids are gross.
This post was edited on 1/26/24 at 1:04 pm
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14180 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:40 pm to
Just keep your house clean and prepare for them to put everything in their mouth. Baby proof the house so it’s not dangerous.

This is how they build their immune system.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54662 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

I just have to get over that my infant is going to put nasty stuff in her mouth?


You have entered "The Horrible Thing" point of your life. In a short time your haggling skills will rival a Middle Eastern rug haggler. You will find things you must make more horrible to divert from their Horrible Thing. If you learn from them you will gain a life skill.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

I don’t know. I heard all those warnings about children but my daughter is super cautious. She just turned three and we’ve never had any issues with gross stuff or anything like that.

She wasn’t ever a dirty eater, like you see those toddlers with spaghetti all over their face.

She just turned three years old, never wets the bed she’s completely potty trained for over a year, she doesn’t need a bib. She doesn’t need a sippy cup. She uses fork and spoon. She even knows how to use chopsticks (kid’s version-connected). She doesn’t have temper tantrums. she knows how to spell words by sounding them out.

I just think some kids are dumb so you’re gonna have a big problem on your hands
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5561 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:43 pm to
Just wait until she hits the dog food bowl
Posted by MonroeTigerstripes
Member since Jul 2016
534 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 12:44 pm to
Unless you’re steaming the floors with only hot water, you’re doing more harm than good by letting her crawl around and lick chemicals you keep pouring on the ground when you mop every other day. Let the baby get the germs. She will be fine. Kids are gross so just prepare yourself now
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