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re: Do deaf people have super loud sex?
Posted on 8/28/21 at 10:13 pm to ManBearTiger
Posted on 8/28/21 at 10:13 pm to ManBearTiger
No, but if you give a deaf girl multiple orgasms you damn well better be wearing eye protection. They get to signing hard
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Posted on 8/28/21 at 10:16 pm to RoscoeHarper
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have 1st hand experience. My dad was married to a blind, deaf, mute woman. I was a kid and had the fortune of being at his apartment once when they had sex. It truly sounded like he was murdering her. This was 30 plus years ago and it still creeps me out
I think that'd be considered 2nd hand experience.
He probably meant fist-hand experience.
Posted on 8/28/21 at 10:36 pm to ManBearTiger
I once lived next door to a deaf woman, the walks to our apartments were paper thin. She had a boyfriend, and they would go at it on a regular basis. It sounded like someone trying to beat a goat to death with a hammer. It was so disturbing to hear I would usually leave the building and go get a beer.
Posted on 8/28/21 at 10:44 pm to TexasTiger90
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There’s an old Helen Keller joke along these lines
Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?
She was a woman.
Posted on 8/28/21 at 10:48 pm to ManBearTiger
Not a joke, but I just had a thought when trying to think of a blind joke.. How do you think blind people image their dick (or vag)?
Posted on 8/28/21 at 10:50 pm to OweO
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Not a joke, but I just had a thought when trying to think of a blind joke.. How do you think blind people image their dick (or vag)?
They can feel it, unlike your legs.
Posted on 8/28/21 at 10:57 pm to ManBearTiger
LOL thanks for the laugh, I can use it.
Posted on 8/28/21 at 11:01 pm to Cajun367
I never got to find out!
I sort of met this hot, deaf chick at Cowboys in Lafayette meaning her friend came up to me and told me her she thought I was cute but alas, she was deaf and I don't know sign language. I just got her number to text her.
So, we start texting. Things are going well and my dumbass asks her what type of music she listens to. She informs me she's deaf. I'm like...oh....
Then my dumbass asks if I can call her. I believed she ghosted me after that.
I sort of met this hot, deaf chick at Cowboys in Lafayette meaning her friend came up to me and told me her she thought I was cute but alas, she was deaf and I don't know sign language. I just got her number to text her.
So, we start texting. Things are going well and my dumbass asks her what type of music she listens to. She informs me she's deaf. I'm like...oh....
Then my dumbass asks if I can call her. I believed she ghosted me after that.
Posted on 8/28/21 at 11:30 pm to go_tigres
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My dad was married to a blind, deaf, mute woman.
He was also the happiest man alive.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 12:32 am to RoscoeHarper
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that'd be considered 2nd hand experience. Unless you were on the film crew I guess
The question was do deaf people have super load sex. My experience, no more than 10’ from the bedroom, provided me a very vivid and horrifying 1st hand experience.
Posted on 8/29/21 at 12:36 am to ThanosIsADemocrat
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He was also the happiest man alive
You would have though so….but he left her for a blind 19 yo. He was late 50’s/early 60’s.
The man was horrible. Why you ask? He let the blind deaf mute women know he was moving out by calling her through the TDD service. Didn’t have the courage to do it face to face, or rather, hand to hand I guess.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:03 pm to eng08
Shameless bump
Did I tell that story here before?
I used to hook up with a deaf chick some 20 years or so ago.
As someone else mentioned, it's not the normal moans and sounds you'd hear from a woman. "Low, guttural, animalistic grunting" pretty much nails it.
I stuck with it for a few months. She was pretty freaky. Liked some back door action which is what lead to me ending it ironically...
A deaf woman can't hear he sound of herself expelling the load you just dumped in her back door... It's a sound I'll unfortunately never forget...
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Do deaf people have super loud sex? by eng08
Paging cdaniel
Did I tell that story here before?
I used to hook up with a deaf chick some 20 years or so ago.
As someone else mentioned, it's not the normal moans and sounds you'd hear from a woman. "Low, guttural, animalistic grunting" pretty much nails it.
I stuck with it for a few months. She was pretty freaky. Liked some back door action which is what lead to me ending it ironically...
A deaf woman can't hear he sound of herself expelling the load you just dumped in her back door... It's a sound I'll unfortunately never forget...
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:14 pm to cdaniel76
quote:Mercy sakes man, you could have cranked up the radio to 11 and she’d never have noticed.
A deaf woman can't hear he sound of herself expelling the load you just dumped in her back door... It's a sound I'll unfortunately never forget.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:16 pm to ManBearTiger
omfg. i’m done internetting for the night.
This post was edited on 10/11/21 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:20 pm to Johnny3tears
Do blind people PIIHB more often?
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:22 pm to Cajun367
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They can feel it, unlike your legs
Posted on 10/11/21 at 9:25 pm to EA6B
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It sounded like someone trying to beat a goat to death with a hammer.
Haha oh my god I’m crying laughing at this
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:40 pm to ManBearTiger
I just visualized a deaf person making sex noises and I’m laughing pretty hard.
I’m an awful person
I’m an awful person
Posted on 10/11/21 at 10:47 pm to cdaniel76
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A deaf woman can't hear he sound of herself expelling the load you just dumped in her back door...
Godammit. Now I can't unread that.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 11:02 pm to ManBearTiger
Moan like what I imagine gorilla sex sounds like. If they have their house rigged to flash a light for every sound, then it would be like gorillas at a rave.
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