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Dispel common old wives tails here (jimmies will be rustled)

Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:26 am
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:26 am
Switching from synthetic motor oil to regular won't cause your engine to leak oil.


Digging a hole on the wrong phase of the moon won't cause you to not have enough dirt to fill said hole back up.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2332 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:26 am to
If my aunt had nuts, she'd be my uncle.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:27 am to
jerking off...
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:27 am to
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go arse to mouth.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:27 am to
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wives


quote:

motor oil


Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6538 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:27 am to
Smaller jimmies are better than larger ones
Posted by tigerbait121
Member since Sep 2013
1230 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:27 am to
Girls do poop
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:27 am to
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old wives tails

What kinda ladies are these guys marrying?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:28 am to
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Digging a hole on the wrong phase of the moon won't cause you to not have enough dirt to fill said hole back up.


What kind moron swill is this?
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1701 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:29 am to
*tales
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:29 am to
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old wives tails

She didn't get that cut off at birth?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:30 am to
daylight savings time causes me lots of stress and confusion.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:32 am to
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Dispel common old wives tails here (jimmies will be rustled)


Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:33 am to
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Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.



do you people not clean your toilet seats very often?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:33 am to
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We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant

It's true. Same thing happened to me.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:33 am to
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do you people not clean your toilet seats very often?


That has to be it. No other explanation.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.


Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30619 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:34 am to
epsom salts do not do a damned thing
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60265 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:34 am to
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wives tails


I would never marry a woman that has a tail.
This post was edited on 4/25/18 at 9:35 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:35 am to
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That has to be it. No other explanation.


oh yeah, happened to me twice
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