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re: Dispel common old wives tails here (jimmies will be rustled)

Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:36 am to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:36 am to
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Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.


Women love to steal socks.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:37 am to
ear candling is a hoax
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10385 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:37 am to
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Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.


This happened to a few baws I was in Iraq with...
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:37 am to
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Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.


Huh...who knew?


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:38 am to
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epsom salts do not do a damned thing


Bath salts do.

Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:39 am to
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This happened to a few baws I was in Iraq with...


I'm going to write a letter to Kohler, this is a completely unacceptable problem to have in 2018 America.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20405 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:41 am to
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Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.


Worst part is babies made this way sometimes come out a different race and look nothing like the husband!
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:42 am to
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Worst part is babies made this way sometimes come out a different race and look nothing like the husband!


Come on that's stupid. She probably just used a public bathroom.
Posted by JamesLang
Member since Mar 2018
388 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:54 am to
Muscle does not burn an appreciable amount of calories more than fat.

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:57 am to
Rain on your wedding day isn't good luck.

I went to a rainy wedding 6 months ago and the couple is already divorced.
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
16682 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:22 am to
Drink it, I bet I will prove you wrong.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:24 am to
You won't go blind by polishing the ole pewter
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8582 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:26 am to
Ha! It rained on my wedding day and I'm divorced. So yeah, that one's clearly horseshite!
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:30 am to
Reminds me of a kid in jr high school.

He came to school freaking out bc his sister told him she was pregnant. The way in which she became pregnant was due to him jerking off in the shower.

Posted by LSU_postman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
2968 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:35 am to
So far some shitty myth debunking going on in here.

Hold my beer :

1)It doesn't matter which way or how your SO is carrying the unborn baby(High or low) it doesn't give clues to what the sex of the child will be

2) Holding a ring suspended by a string above your pregnant SO belly and watching which way it spins or does not spin DOES NOT indicate which sex the child will be

Both of these were attempted with my wife and she shut them ol ladies down hard.
This post was edited on 4/25/18 at 10:36 am
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:37 am to
Wives tale. "Don't set your battery down on concrete because the electricity will all run out"

Pure horseshite.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:41 am to
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You won't go blind by polishing the ole pewter


had to put on my cheaters to read this but you're right, that myth is pure BS!
Posted by CootKilla
In a beer can/All dog's nightmares
Member since Jul 2007
6231 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:41 am to
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wrong phase of the moon won't cause you to not have enough dirt to fill said hole back up.


How many holes have you dug?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:42 am to
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Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go arse to mouth.



That's not a myth. It's true.
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
84329 posts
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:55 am to
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Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.


Damn this happened to me also. I know she didn't cheat cause she loves me
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