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re: Dispel common old wives tails here (jimmies will be rustled)
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:36 am to SidewalkDawg
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:36 am to SidewalkDawg
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Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.
Women love to steal socks.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:37 am to SidewalkDawg
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Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.
This happened to a few baws I was in Iraq with...
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:37 am to SidewalkDawg
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Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.
Huh...who knew?
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:38 am to GEAUXT
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epsom salts do not do a damned thing
Bath salts do.

Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:39 am to stelly1025
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This happened to a few baws I was in Iraq with...
I'm going to write a letter to Kohler, this is a completely unacceptable problem to have in 2018 America.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:41 am to StupidBinder
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Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.
Worst part is babies made this way sometimes come out a different race and look nothing like the husband!
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:42 am to jbgleason
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Worst part is babies made this way sometimes come out a different race and look nothing like the husband!
Come on that's stupid. She probably just used a public bathroom.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:54 am to Chuker
Muscle does not burn an appreciable amount of calories more than fat.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 9:57 am to JamesLang
Rain on your wedding day isn't good luck.
I went to a rainy wedding 6 months ago and the couple is already divorced.
I went to a rainy wedding 6 months ago and the couple is already divorced.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:22 am to GEAUXT
Drink it, I bet I will prove you wrong.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:24 am to Chuker
You won't go blind by polishing the ole pewter
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:26 am to TheCaterpillar
Ha! It rained on my wedding day and I'm divorced. So yeah, that one's clearly horseshite! 
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:30 am to SidewalkDawg
Reminds me of a kid in jr high school.
He came to school freaking out bc his sister told him she was pregnant. The way in which she became pregnant was due to him jerking off in the shower.
He came to school freaking out bc his sister told him she was pregnant. The way in which she became pregnant was due to him jerking off in the shower.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:35 am to Rossberg02
So far some shitty myth debunking going on in here.
Hold my beer :
1)It doesn't matter which way or how your SO is carrying the unborn baby(High or low) it doesn't give clues to what the sex of the child will be
2) Holding a ring suspended by a string above your pregnant SO belly and watching which way it spins or does not spin DOES NOT indicate which sex the child will be
Both of these were attempted with my wife and she shut them ol ladies down hard.
Hold my beer :
1)It doesn't matter which way or how your SO is carrying the unborn baby(High or low) it doesn't give clues to what the sex of the child will be
2) Holding a ring suspended by a string above your pregnant SO belly and watching which way it spins or does not spin DOES NOT indicate which sex the child will be
Both of these were attempted with my wife and she shut them ol ladies down hard.
This post was edited on 4/25/18 at 10:36 am
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:37 am to Rossberg02
Wives tale. "Don't set your battery down on concrete because the electricity will all run out"
Pure horseshite.
Pure horseshite.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:41 am to JackieTreehorn
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You won't go blind by polishing the ole pewter
had to put on my cheaters to read this but you're right, that myth is pure BS!
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:41 am to Chuker
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wrong phase of the moon won't cause you to not have enough dirt to fill said hole back up.
How many holes have you dug?
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:42 am to TH03
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Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go arse to mouth.
That's not a myth. It's true.
Posted on 4/25/18 at 10:55 am to SidewalkDawg
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Jerking off can actually get your wife pregnant. Happened to me. We haven't had sex in like 3 months and here she is pregnant.
Damn this happened to me also. I know she didn't cheat cause she loves me
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