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Posted on 4/11/18 at 1:48 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
No Robin Williams? Or did his later career (Patch Adams on) ruin that?
Posted on 4/11/18 at 1:48 pm to teke184
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eriously though, if it isn’t Rodney then it is Henny Youngman.
never heard of HY, can you post some of his better one liners?
Posted on 4/11/18 at 1:52 pm to WG_Dawg
“Doctor said I had six months to live. Told him I couldn’t pay and he gave me another six months.”
“Take my wife, please.”
Etc.
Pretty much THE original one liner guy. The main place a lot of people would see him would be in Goodfellas, where he played himself in a set at the Copacabana.
“Take my wife, please.”
Etc.
Pretty much THE original one liner guy. The main place a lot of people would see him would be in Goodfellas, where he played himself in a set at the Copacabana.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 1:56 pm to teke184
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No Robin Williams?
Robin Williams was not a one-liner comedian.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 1:56 pm to UGATiger26
Posted on 4/11/18 at 1:59 pm to teke184
My entire senior quote in high school was nothing but Steven Wright jokes. Love that dude to death.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:00 pm to teke184
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No Robin Williams?
I know Robin was an incredible comedian, but he was an even more incredible dramatic actor. So inevitably whenever I see something on with him in it, I associate him as dramatic (even Mrs. Doubtfire).
But yes, I miss Robin Williams as well. He is just in another category from those other 3 guys
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:00 pm to ptra
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Rodney on Carson; “To stop smoking my wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I’ve had the same pack since 1985. My wife is up to 3 packs a day”
I remember that joke. Goddamned funny as shite. Seriously belongs on a Top Fifty Jokes list!
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:04 pm to Damone
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
My favorite Dangerfield jokes
My favorite Dangerfield jokes
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:04 pm to Damone
Winston Churchill was solid AF.
Will Rodgers too.
Will Rodgers too.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:06 pm to UGATiger26
Neither were John Candy or Chris Farley, whom the poster in question mentioned were two of the three comedians he missed whenever watching their work.
Check the post I was replying to.
Check the post I was replying to.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:06 pm to JPinLondon
My mom wouldn't even breast feed me, she said she liked me as a friend. 
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:08 pm to teke184
true, and they were more acting comedians than stand-ups, but for some reason I associate the 3 in my mind. And shite Rodney made it to 83, Candy and Farley died way too soon
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:10 pm to Damone
I'm partial to Mitch Hedberg.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus... or a really cool opotamus?
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still got tartar, but that shite's under control.
I bought myself a parrot, the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry"... so it died.
I haven't slept for 10 days... because that would be too long.
Mr. Pibb is the replica of Dr Pepper. But it's the bullshite replica because dude didn't even get his degree!
I like rice. Rice is great if you want to eat 2,000 of something.
I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird.
I order the club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
I had one anchovy. That's why I didn't have two anchovies.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus... or a really cool opotamus?
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still got tartar, but that shite's under control.
I bought myself a parrot, the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry"... so it died.
I haven't slept for 10 days... because that would be too long.
Mr. Pibb is the replica of Dr Pepper. But it's the bullshite replica because dude didn't even get his degree!
I like rice. Rice is great if you want to eat 2,000 of something.
I have no problem not listening to The Temptations, which is weird.
I order the club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
I had one anchovy. That's why I didn't have two anchovies.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:11 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
No love for George Carlin?
I know he wasn’t big on one liners, but I was watching some of his stuff last night, and a lot of the political stuff he said back then is still true today
I know he wasn’t big on one liners, but I was watching some of his stuff last night, and a lot of the political stuff he said back then is still true today
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:13 pm to Mr. Hangover
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George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:16 pm to teke184
I asked my parents if I could go ice skating on the pond. They said wait until it gets warmer out.
I'm doing a show in Bloomington Minnesota next month. Field and Stream is sending a guy out to review it.
I'm doing a show in Bloomington Minnesota next month. Field and Stream is sending a guy out to review it.
This post was edited on 4/11/18 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:17 pm to jefforize
Actually, yea 
Posted on 4/11/18 at 2:20 pm to Damone
John McKay:
Reporter: "What do you think of your teams execution?
McKay: "I'm in favor of it."
Reporter: "What do you think of your teams execution?
McKay: "I'm in favor of it."
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