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re: Did god glitch up when he was making a woman’s ability to load a dishwasher?
Posted on 10/27/22 at 7:16 am to SquatchDawg
Posted on 10/27/22 at 7:16 am to SquatchDawg
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You would have thought I discovered relativity when I started grouping utensils in the baskets so you didn’t have to sort them when you take them out.
I never do that because inevitably the forks and spoons stack together and then don't get fully cleaned. I intentionally separate them all in the dishwasher now, and always upright so the use end gets the full spray.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 7:30 am to JumpingTheShark
Weird, all advertisements would have me believe all men are retarded, yet real life is a different story.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 7:39 am to JumpingTheShark
My MIL will leave big chucks of food debris on the dishes when loading. As if they will magically disintegrate in the washer. She also puts spoons together, like inside each other, so that water can’t get between each one.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 7:43 am to tigergirl10
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tigergirl10
Make me a sandwich, Walt.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:13 am to theGarnetWay
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My wife (no pics) absolutely insists on putting knives and forks blades up in the dishwasher so you have to avoid getting yourself stabbed when unloading.
Your steak knives must be dull AF if you are regularly putting them in the dishwasher. Further, dishwasher instructions usually tell you to put the utensils facing up (forks up at least) .The utensil baskets are often designed that way “.
This post was edited on 10/27/22 at 8:56 am
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:17 am to Napoleon
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Some have a silverware shelf. I like that.
That’s what my Bosch has. Love it.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:20 am to JumpingTheShark
Prewash dishes, then place cups, bottles, and glasses on top, plates down below grouped by size and facing inward from each side, utensils facing up except for knives, bowls and larger pans/platters on the outskirts. Wash dishes every night and empty dishwasher every morning.
This is the way.
This is the way.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:30 am to tigergirl10
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complains about women
Complaints
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:36 am to theGarnetWay
Mine had the same issue of loading knifes tip up. I told her it would be easier to buy a new basket then get stitches. Her concern was damaging the basket.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:46 am to OK Roughneck
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Every time i notice how its loaded I rearrange it and I'm looked at like I'm some kind of a-hole .
Same here. Mrs. Rabbit refuses to learn the proper way. She's a stickler for cleaning, clothes washing, bed making, etc. But the dishwasher is like a house of mirrors for her. She's lost. Just throw stuff in any old way.

Posted on 10/27/22 at 8:48 am to tigergirl10
Well, my wife can't load one for shite. I have to reorganize it every time she loads something.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 9:06 am to JumpingTheShark
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Methinks yes
Methinks some of your wives didn't play Tetris growing up.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 9:08 am to LetsgoGamecocks
Wait. Are we talking butter knives or sharp knives?
Knifes with an edge should ALWAYS be handwashed.
If not you're dulling them constantly.
Though yes serrated and steak knifes if you're too lazy to spend 5 seconds each washing them go point down.
Knifes with an edge should ALWAYS be handwashed.
If not you're dulling them constantly.
Though yes serrated and steak knifes if you're too lazy to spend 5 seconds each washing them go point down.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 9:20 am to yellowfin

Karens offload like this with utensils facing up like cognitively impaired idgets.

Doesn't everyone have a kitchen robot? I know S does.

Posted on 10/27/22 at 9:44 am to JumpingTheShark
I have dated women who were good at loading a dishwasher and women who were bad at it. I have had male roommates that were good at it and roommates that were bad at it. I don’t think the knowledge of what should be put where and how to fit as much stuff as possible while everything gets cleaned without being melted is inherent to one sex or the other. The common denominator seems to be having a parent that made them do chores growing up and taught them how to do it.
This post was edited on 10/27/22 at 9:51 am
Posted on 10/27/22 at 9:54 am to JumpingTheShark
quote:
Did god glitch up when he was making a woman
Absolutely
Posted on 10/27/22 at 10:01 am to theGarnetWay
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My wife (no pics) absolutely insists on putting knives and forks blades up in the dishwasher so you have to avoid getting yourself stabbed when unloading.
She is correct in doing this. They don't get clean if they are tine down in the basket.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 10:08 am to kingbob
quote:it’s also very pleasing to those with mild OCD
The common denominator seems to be having a parent that made them do chores growing up and taught them how to do it.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 10:30 am to JumpingTheShark
Well... To be perfectly fair about this
I screw up laundry so my wife said "I'll do the laundry". I just presume she is doing the same to me with the dishes. And it works out every one is ok with the arrangements
I screw up laundry so my wife said "I'll do the laundry". I just presume she is doing the same to me with the dishes. And it works out every one is ok with the arrangements
Posted on 10/27/22 at 10:32 am to JumpingTheShark
Dishwasher, trunk of a car, and so forth and so on. Everything looks bigger to them than it really is, thankfully.
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