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re: Devil’s deal: win lottery for 500 Mill but only have 5 years to live, would you take it?

Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:32 pm to
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3211 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:32 pm to
I had a fleeting moment where I thought I could make my wife and kids rich. It immediately occurred to me my kids would grow up to be Instagram pieces of shite with money in the place of their father.


Short answer: No
This post was edited on 1/29/21 at 11:32 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84419 posts
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:35 pm to
Nope, have a kid. Would rather try to make it as a regular dude and see her grow up than check out when she’s barely old enough to remember me.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6411 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 12:02 am to
The devil never told you that you would enjoy a long life if you didn't take it. 500 mil and a guarantee to live 5 years... Or turn it down and possibly be hit by a bus the next day.. something to think about...

Odds still say don't take it though
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6269 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 12:50 am to
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Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
11886 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 12:56 am to
quote:

Use my accounting background to set up all the right trusts and sign me up.


Your hedge fund just shorted 140% of GME and went bankrupt. Return to start. Your kin have nothing because your investors were idiots.

But wait... here come the feds
Posted by jts1207
Member since Apr 2018
928 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 1:15 am to
I’m in for 20 years
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24478 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 1:16 am to
There’s no amount of money that makes me accept a 5 year life expectancy.
Posted by FightinTiga
Pumpkin Center
Member since Feb 2009
20745 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 2:20 am to
Depends on my age obviously
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21182 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 2:23 am to
Talk to me when this pandemic ends
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38857 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 3:04 am to
Yeah this is insane. There is no amount of money worth that
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104266 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 3:42 am to
quote:

How many times have
You heard someone say
If I had his money
I could do things my way

But little they know
That it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten
With a satisfied mind

Once I was waitin'
In fortune and fame
Everything that I dreamed for
To get a start in life's game

Then suddenly it happened
I lost every dime
But I'm richer by far
With a satisfied mind

Money can't buy back
Your youth when you're old
Or a friend when you're lonely
Or a love that's grown cold

The wealthiest person
Is a pauper at times
Compared to the man
With a satisfied mind

When my life has ended
And my time has run out
My friends and my loved ones
I'll leave there's no doubt

But one thing's for certain
When it comes my time
I'll leave this old world
With a satisfied mind

How many times have
You heard someone say
If I had his money
I could do things my way

But little they know
That it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten
With a satisfied mind


Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
17826 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 4:11 am to
quote:

Can I do as much cocaine as I want and I still want die for those 5 years?


Your current health stays the same for 5 years. And then you go to sleep.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
17826 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 4:29 am to
quote:

Yeah this is insane. There is no amount of money worth that


Well, we have some takers so far. It’s essentially selling your time for money. So if you think you have 40 years left to live, are you willing to sell 35 years of your time for 500 mil?

When people give away 40 hours of their time each work week, they are exchanging their time for money.

Some people say “if I were 80 I would take the deal”. Well, no shite. At 80, you’ve spent all your time already so you’re not giving anything up. Heck, you might’ve die at 82 so if you take the deal you get 3 extra years and 500 mil. Who wouldn’t do that?
Posted by Newuser13
Member since Aug 2020
441 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:52 am to
Life is more precious than any amount of money IMO
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 7:14 am to
quote:

If yes, what is your plan?

I put the $500 million in some low-risk securities and bonds to earn interest. At the end of the 5 years I give the Devil back his $500 million and tell him I changed my mind.

I keep the interest.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
108241 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 7:22 am to
quote:

50 million for 50 years
40 million for 40 years
30 million for 30 years
25 million for 25 years
You stupid or something?

You need to make the more years you live less valuable?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100294 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 7:40 am to
If I win 500 million I probably wouldn’t live 5 years anyways so sure
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28117 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 7:43 am to
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31769 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Five years is too low, nobody is going to go for that


shite, I would. Sign me up tomorrow. I’m 45 with no kids. As long as I knew I wouldn’t be sick and would just kill over one day, I’d sign the paperwork tomorrow. Seriously, cocaine, women, and traveling to see things like Hawaiian volcanoes, WWII sites, shite like that.

Leave what’s left to my nieces and nephews.
This post was edited on 1/30/21 at 7:50 am
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 7:52 am to
quote:

50 million for 50 years
40 million for 40 years
30 million for 30 years
25 million for 25 years

Wow that's a tough one
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