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Denver Nurses Obsessed With Dead Man’s Genitals Get Suspended

Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:55 am
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38533 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:55 am
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A Denver nursing staff obsessed with another staff got suspended after they opened a dead man’s body bag to look at his staff one last time.


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Five nurses at Denver Health Medical Center (who apparently are charter members of Necropjhilia, Inc.) were vitally interested in the size of a man’s genitals, and not only uncovered him while he was incapacitated but even opened his body bag after he was dead to take another look.


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Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:56 am to
Did he have a hog?
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:57 am to
Where were these nurses when I was in surgery?

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:58 am to
Still slaying even in death
This post was edited on 9/7/17 at 9:59 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41578 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:58 am to
My dying wish is for a news article to be written about this very thing with me and my nurses.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:58 am to
and the medical field tries to convince us they don't think like that.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
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Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:59 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64527 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:59 am to
I've been wondering why I woke up with my hospital gown pulled up and bed sheets pulled down. Now I know.
Posted by reveille
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
1198 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:00 am to
when did LSUNurse move to Denver?
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28612 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:00 am to
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My dying wish is for a news article to be written about this very thing with me and my nurses.


It doesn't clarify if they were obsessed because it was large or small.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35086 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:00 am to
Rigor mortis adds 2 inches
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8311 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:01 am to
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and the medical field tries to convince us they don't think like that.


worked in the operating room back in the day. they absolutely point out all kinds of things on people's bodies. tattoos, dick sizes, scars, you name it.

"hey yumyum, holy shite come look at this" was something I heard often.

They are extremely unprofessional in the OR.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77961 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:02 am to
Friend of mine was assisting in knee surgery on a high school football player who apparently had a massive dong.

Every nurse in the joint kept coming up with reasons to come in there until the lead surgeon got pissed off and said the next one to come in there was getting fired and they needed to grow up and start acting like professionals
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13257 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:02 am to
Well I definitely don't have to worry about this happening to my corpse.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98715 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:04 am to
quote:

worked in the operating room back in the day. they absolutely point out all kinds of things on people's bodies. tattoos, dick sizes, scars, you name it.

"hey yumyum, holy shite come look at this" was something I heard often.

They are extremely unprofessional in the OR.


Nurses are awesome, and in my experience almost everyone one of them are dirty and horny as frick.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:05 am to
talk about florence nightingale
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:06 am to
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Rigor mortis adds 2 inches


Thank God
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:07 am to
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Nurses are awesome, and in my experience almost everyone one of them are dirty and horny as frick.
some of the most adulterous women you'd find. Told a story here a few years ago about a nurse that got knocked up by a doctor, but was able to pass her son off because she strong native american in her blood and the doctor was light skinned with blue eyes
Posted by J_Hingle
LA
Member since Jun 2013
5106 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:08 am to
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:09 am to
quote:

They are extremely unprofessional in the OR.


I can second this.
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