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re: Denver Nurses Obsessed With Dead Man’s Genitals Get Suspended

Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:57 am to
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22029 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:57 am to
Bet an iPhone camera or two were used!!,
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:58 am to
quote:

the patient’s next of kin was notified


Hi we are calling to let you know that the nurses were so impressed with Jim’s dick size that they kept staring at it after he was dead
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:03 pm to
Dude was so hung they put the toe tag on the middle leg.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:39 pm to
Someone should start a thread about all the slutty nurse stories that are out there
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:43 pm to
Local article says the nurses opened the bag to "admire his genitals."
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30621 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

I can second this.


Yep. Roughly 85% of OR talk is sexually explicit in nature.
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
5166 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:54 pm to
Was in ED as an intern. Black dude comes in with priapism from sickle cell.

It was literally the size of a pringles can in both girth and length.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29915 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

Rigor mortis adds 2 inches


Awesome! So in death I'll be a full 3 inches. Can't wait!
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30621 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:59 pm to
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7511 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

opened a dead man’s body bag to look at his staff one last time.


quote:

Five nurses at Denver Health Medical Center (who apparently are charter members of Necrophilia, Inc.)



They did more than just look at.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89848 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Rigor mortis adds 2 inches


Too late to do me any good.
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5757 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 1:14 pm to
They will probably do that to me also one day... To put on the comedy network..
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 1:23 pm to
Guess I won't ever have a big wiener until after I die then.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62207 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Necropjhilia


Is this the Islamic version of screwing dead people?
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

Was in ED as an intern. Black dude comes in with priapism from sickle cell.

It was literally the size of a pringles can in both girth and length.
any stories about nurses getting banged by patients?
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 2:55 pm to
Regular, BBQ, or Sour Cream & Onion?
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30044 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:08 pm to
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I guess for obese guys who have sweaty balls?

One thing for certain it secures the notion that no hot nurse will bang you appearantly.




Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
171150 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Hi we are calling to let you know that the nurses were so impressed with Jim’s dick size that they kept staring at it after he was dead and a few may have taken a few rides, some reverse cowgirl so they could see the dick across the morgue with Nurse Ratchett riding.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30044 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 4:26 pm to
I am so turned on right now.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 4:53 pm to
I hope nurses sneak a look at mine when I die
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