Started By
Message
locked post

Dedicated doctor sucks piss from a man for 37 minutes to save his life.

Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:26 pm
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6296 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:26 pm
quote:

He found the man’s bladder was filled with around 1000ml of urine as he was unable to urinate himself. If the urine was not released quickly, the man’s bladder could rupture, leading to potentially fatal consequences.


They are on a plane so MacGyver time:

quote:

Thinking quickly, Dr Zhang knew he had to drain the urine, so started preparing equipment he needed from what was onboard, including a portable oxygen mask, a syringe needle, a bottled milk straw and tape. He punctured the man’s bladder with the intention of syphoning the urine out, but because cabin space was limited, the syphoning device could not work properly.


MacGyver setup fails to its time to start sucking.

quote:

He used a tube to suck out 700-800ml of urine, and the man’s condition improved. For the next 37 minutes, the doctor sucked out the urine, spitting it in to a cup, to ensure the man’s bladder was empty.


There was no direct penis to mouth contact so not gay. Reportedly the sick man had eaten lots of asparagus prior to boarding.



Video in source link if you want to see for yourself.

*thread title updated to more accurately describe happenings
This post was edited on 11/21/19 at 3:25 pm
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15613 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Dedicated doctor sucks a D


Link = no clicky
This post was edited on 11/21/19 at 2:29 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:28 pm to
Title should be "sucks out P"
Posted by NOBOTIGER
Member since Sep 2019
270 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:28 pm to
This is not where I parked my car!
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:28 pm to
That's gonna be a no from me, dawg
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:28 pm to
arse alter?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59346 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:28 pm to
so your thread title is a lie
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

so your thread title is a lie


plus, the doc's a spitter, this really sucks
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:29 pm to
RA'd for click bait fake news title.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:30 pm to
He siphoned the peepee out through a tube.

Psshh
He didn't even jiggle the balls.

Amateur.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:30 pm to
But he didn't actually S the D

He just went R Kelly on his arse
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:32 pm to
I wonder if the old man is going to complain about his medical bill?
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4794 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:32 pm to
"I'm sorry, youre going to die"
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Dedicated doctor sucks a D to save a life.
"Doc, level with me, what's going to happen to me"?


"You're going to die."
Posted by RattyBlowfish
Member since Sep 2014
2947 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:33 pm to
This post was edited on 11/21/19 at 2:34 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179907 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

sucks a D
quote:

He used a tube


ban this man
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:34 pm to
I heard he put it in some cokes
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45540 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

If the urine was not released quickly, the man’s bladder could rupture, leading to potentially fatal consequences.


I saw this on Pornhub. But instead of urine it was semen and the guys hands were in a cast and instead of a doctor it was his mom.
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11800 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:36 pm to
considering how expensive it is for a twisted ankle...I can only imagine how much this fetish porn costs
Posted by miamitiger
Member since Aug 2011
2029 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

There was no direct penis to mouth contact


Skillet will be sad reading this
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram