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re: Debate: At what age do you not trust a fart?

Posted on 10/28/24 at 11:18 am to
Posted by Psych23
Member since Aug 2024
731 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 11:18 am to
What the frick kind or kit do you keep in your car for shifting yourself?


Also, I'm 42 and they only time I've never trusted my farts were the years I lived in west Africa.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148250 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 11:24 am to
quote:

I went outside to enjoy some grizzly straight and the weather on the porch.
its nice out on the porch when the rest of the trailer parks kids are in school huh
Posted by SUG
Member since Nov 2015
667 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 11:34 am to
ya'll eatin gas Station nachos or something?
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2692 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 11:36 am to
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I'm 63 and I don't crap my pants when I fart.


Too much fiber, baw.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71625 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 11:37 am to
Depending on the circumstances......six or seven years old.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148250 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 11:41 am to
quote:

ya'll eatin gas Station nachos or something?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60701 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 11:49 am to
At 55 I see a lot of changes. Shitting my britches is not one of them
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13461 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 11:53 am to
Started consistently throwing mud late 50’s.
Posted by FullFontE
RTP
Member since Jan 2020
462 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 12:16 pm to
Any
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72788 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 12:18 pm to
<——63 now and haven’t shat me britches since LBJ was in the White House.

Alternative Answer:
I’ll let you know when/if it happens
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
16750 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 12:28 pm to
If you think it’s gonna be a fart procced at your own risk I speak from experience
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5098 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 12:30 pm to
Probably only a couple of times pre-50. And, at least 2x since hitting 50 earlier this year.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34011 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 12:30 pm to
Never trust a fart, never waste an erection
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6028 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 12:31 pm to
dude...im 43 and ive yet to have a fart i didnt trust nor shaart my pants.


maybe look at your diet?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 10/28/24 at 12:31 pm to
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And, at least 2x since hitting 50 earlier this year.
you've shite yourself twice already in 2024?
Posted by SonOfSlickWillie
Member since Nov 2016
96 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 1:25 pm to
Never, ever trust a fart when you are in the middle of colonoscopy prep.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32734 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 2:43 pm to
You’re telling me I can’t fart when I want after I hit 40 unless I plan to shite my pants? Wtf what a miserable existence
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60701 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 4:05 pm to
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You’re telling me I can’t fart when I want after I hit 40 unless I plan to shite my pants? Wtf what a miserable existence
multiole posters here say they shite themselves w some regularity. I never knew this was a thing.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2879 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 4:14 pm to
When you get your gall bladder removed….
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 10/28/24 at 4:15 pm to
idk why but toilet humor still cracks me up tremendously

i am in my 30's and still trust mine

scary to hear all the age 40 replies
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