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Death metal drummer meets Satan in coma, doesn’t really like him
Posted on 7/5/20 at 11:51 am
Posted on 7/5/20 at 11:51 am
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While in the coma, Carroll said he had dreams of visiting the afterlife. He saw himself leave his body and plummet down to hell, where Satan — a woman in his case — punished him for the deadly sin of sloth, morphing him into a Jabba the Hutt-like-monster who vomited blood until he had a heart attack.
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Posted on 7/5/20 at 11:52 am to ForeverEllisHugh
Posted on 7/5/20 at 11:54 am to ForeverEllisHugh
Question: where do you go if you have a heart attack in hell?
Posted on 7/5/20 at 11:55 am to PrivatePublic
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where do you go if you have a heart attack in hell?
The ER... But in a plot twist, everybody that is medically trained, speaks Spanish... And they're a bunch of English-speaking people ahead of you
This post was edited on 7/5/20 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 7/5/20 at 11:59 am to ForeverEllisHugh
LSD has some serious consequences
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:05 pm to ForeverEllisHugh
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He saw himself leave his body and plummet down to hell, where Satan — a woman in his case — punished him for the deadly sin of sloth, morphing him into a Jabba the Hutt-like-monster who vomited blood until he had a heart attack.
anyone got the number of his drug dealer? sounds like thats some good shite
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:08 pm to ForeverEllisHugh
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Satan — a woman in his case
A few other cases as well
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:15 pm to ForeverEllisHugh
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where Satan — a woman
I knew it!!!
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:24 pm to PrivatePublic
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Question: where do you go if you have a heart attack in hell?
Alexandria
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:24 pm to PrivatePublic
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Question: where do you go if you have a heart attack in hell?
OLOL
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:31 pm to ForeverEllisHugh
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a Jabba the Hutt-like-monster who vomited blood until he had a heart attack.
I knew it. Gravy is a spawn of a she- devil.
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:33 pm to ForeverEllisHugh
First Darth now SECclint
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:55 pm to PrivatePublic
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Question: where do you go if you have a heart attack in hell?
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:57 pm to ForeverEllisHugh
Why would Satan punish anyone for sins?.
Seems like a God thing to do
Seems like a God thing to do
Posted on 7/5/20 at 1:06 pm to ForeverEllisHugh
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morphing him into a Jabba the Hutt-like-monster who vomited blood until he had a heart attack.
But the cause of his otherworldly death and eternal torment was documented as COVID
Posted on 7/5/20 at 1:21 pm to ForeverEllisHugh
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Jabba the Hut-like-monster who vomited blood until he had a heart attack.
This sounds pretty Metal.
Posted on 7/5/20 at 1:28 pm to ForeverEllisHugh
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“I woke up on the hospital bed with tubes coming in and out of me, and there was a nurse right there and my first words were, ‘Am I still in hell?’ ” Carroll said. “She ignored me.”
Nope, back to life and normal treatment from women.
Posted on 7/5/20 at 1:29 pm to fr33manator
Elleck
Posted on 7/5/20 at 1:33 pm to ForeverEllisHugh
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Satan — a woman
Posted on 7/6/20 at 6:58 am to Bestbank Tiger
Love that movie.
Also, screw your fr33 - ATown isn’t that bad.
Also, screw your fr33 - ATown isn’t that bad.
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