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Dear America, we found your missing piece

Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:44 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:44 am
Who's going to claim it?

quote:

1.7-billion-year-old chunk of North America found sticking to Australia


Fox
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51639 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:45 am to
That's where I left it.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:46 am to
“Strongly resemble”



Fake news
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:46 am to
quote:

1.7-billion-year-old chunk of North America found sticking to Australia


Yikes...Young Earthers are going to be upset with Fox about that report...
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74661 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:46 am to
1. Declare it’s part of the USA
2. Declare it to the the official sanctuary of all illegal immigrants including “dreamers”.
3. Send them all there.
3. MAGA
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139230 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:46 am to
Get Mattis on the horn and tell him we bout to ride down under to get our shite back.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106119 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:47 am to
quote:

1.7-billion-year-old


Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:48 am to
Epitome of stage 5 clinger
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139230 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:49 am to
quote:

1. Declare it’s part of the USA
2. Declare it to the the official sanctuary of all illegal immigrants including “dreamers”.
3. Send them all there.
3. MAGA


Hell, that's pretty much what the Australians already do with their illegals right now
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17356 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:50 am to
That's where we are putting California and Alabama later.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104482 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:50 am to
Sounds like Australia owes us a shite-ton of unpaid rent.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25125 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:51 am to
lets be fair to Australia for discovering it. we should offer Florida in a trade
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23562 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:53 am to
"Let em' have it!"

Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:54 am to
quote:

WinnPtiger

Of all the shitty places in the US you mention FL; too bad I have only 1 downvote to give you
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25125 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:55 am to
quote:

Wtodd


I'm sure they'll let you stay on the newly created island. bon voyage
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:59 am to
Out of courtesy to Australia, we would need to be careful how many we send to that piece of costal land. If we got too many people there, the weight on the island would fall out of balance toward that side and Australia would flip over upside down.

Most Australians are pretty good people and don't deserve that.
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
20520 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 11:14 am to
Given what they do to our cities and the current state of the Great Barrier Reef, that may finish it off once and for all.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Hell, that's pretty much what the Australians already do with their illegals right now

We should ask them to sublet, then.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51961 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 11:33 am to
quote:

That's where we are putting California and Alabama later.

Saban will still fly the team to Louisiana and get that W each year.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 12:48 pm to
wait, if you go back farther its all one solid land mass before it broke up so every land was part of every other land so how is this even a thing to report?

its like saying nothing at all that isnt already obvious
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