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Dating advice from my uncle
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:52 pm
Before you frick her go to the bathroom and rub one out. If you still wanna be there with her afterwards she's a keeper. Plus she'll think you last really long. Win win
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 2:54 pm
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Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:54 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:55 pm to Costanza
I'm just passing along helpful advice for the very few OTers that need it
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:56 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
What happens if you cant get it up again after jerking it because now youre spent cuz you just had a good wank?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:56 pm to DollaChoppa
Then maybe she wasn't hot enough to begin with
Posted on 12/30/16 at 2:57 pm to DollaChoppa
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What happens if you cant get it up again after jerking it because now youre spent cuz you just had a good wank?
You go to the gym and stop eating shite food and lose weight so that you don't have the problems of the elderly?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:01 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
she'll think I'm taking a long shite and leave
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:04 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Oh.... He must have come up with that one by himself because I never heard that one before.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:12 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
But then all you'll have left is a little load for when you actually frick, and girls wanna see a lot come out (never met a girl that didn't enjoy watching a lot of cum come out).
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:16 pm to DavidTheGnome
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But then all you'll have left is a little load for when you actually frick, and girls wanna see a lot come out (never met a girl that didn't enjoy watching a lot of cum come out).
Spray guts and shell never know
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:17 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
So you'd have us jerkin' off all over the goddamn place? Can't get comfortable in a damn bathroom anywhere for free that people don' took your uncle's advice.
frick that noise.
frick that noise.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:18 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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If you still wanna be there with her afterwards she's a keeper.
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Dating advice from my uncle
quote:he he tell you about fricking his sister and that he lived under the same roof as her and had to be there???
Hawgnsincebirth55
How to gauge your feels then???
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:21 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Is your uncle an old there's something about Mary dvd?
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:22 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Your uncle fricked it all up bruh. You are suppose to frick her and immediately after busting a nut you look down at her. If you wanna lay there and cuddle instead of getting the frick out then you need to marry her.
Tell your uncle to quit fricking it up.
Tell your uncle to quit fricking it up.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:31 pm to DavidTheGnome
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girls wanna see a lot come out (never met a girl that didn't enjoy watching a lot of cum come out).
Haha, you pull out!!
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:44 pm to Cdawg
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Haha, you pull out!!
I don't like condoms and I'm not trusting when a girl says she's on birth control (so I should learn to like condoms but oh well). I've had too many scares over the years.
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:48 pm to DavidTheGnome
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I don't like condoms
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I've had too many scares over the years.
Some people are too stupid for their own good.
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:48 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
My uncle gave me dating advice as well.
"Son, if you want to truly die a happy man. Try to frick everything that moves, but never ever get married"
"Son, if you want to truly die a happy man. Try to frick everything that moves, but never ever get married"
Posted on 12/30/16 at 3:48 pm to MC5601
Tell me about it 
Posted on 12/30/16 at 4:55 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Your uncle is a dumbass. Why waste the experience by rubbing one out in a bathroom?
Just do it multiple times. If you want to leave after the first time, she's not marriage material. If she get you to finish multiple times in one evening, she's marriage material.
Just do it multiple times. If you want to leave after the first time, she's not marriage material. If she get you to finish multiple times in one evening, she's marriage material.
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