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re: Dating a stripper
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:47 pm to Jorts R Us
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:47 pm to Jorts R Us
It was the best sex of my life so I can't just walk away.
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:47 pm to Jorts R Us
They stay up all night and sleep all day.
Buddy of mine tried it and it was a disaster
Buddy of mine tried it and it was a disaster
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:47 pm to Jorts R Us
quote:
What can I look forward to?
You won't have to meet her dad, since she's not speaking with him anymore.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:49 pm to Allyn McKeen
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When I went to her house on date night, she asked me if I had seen the strip club on the way to her house. I had. She wanted to know if I wanted to go there. I didn't. Then she showed me a coffee cup from a nudist colony. Then she told me that she liked having sex with multiple partners. Then she told me she had been a stripper. Then she told me that she had worked as a "high-class" hooker. Then she told me that I needed protection if I wanted sex because she had herpes and "something else going on down there".
We were supposed to go to dinner, but I told her I wasn't feeling well, and I went home. Never saw her again. Never found out what the "something else" was.
I hear ya baw. I would've bailed too. Nothing worse than a woman that won't shut up.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:50 pm to mikelbr
quote:
Associate Professor of Anatomy
Seems appropriate
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:50 pm to TheDude
How is it this has gotten to 3 pages and not one mention of pics yet?
Pics of said stripper?
ETA: Also where does she "work"?
Pics of said stripper?
ETA: Also where does she "work"?
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:50 pm to Jorts R Us
On the plus side, she is experienced and not at all shy in the sack.
On the negative side, you might as well just get a penicillin shot now.
On the negative side, you might as well just get a penicillin shot now.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:51 pm to Rouge
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this response comes from experience
Yeah was actually a fun period of time as long as you never forget their mentality. Just need to avoid the pill heads and crack-ish looking ones.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:51 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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Whiskey Flats, TX?
Yes
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:51 pm to Jorts R Us
How did you guys meet?
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:53 pm to Jorts R Us
I did this when I was 19, and I had no problem with her confession to being a stripper, it was WHERE she stripped...The Candlelight.
I
all the way to the free clinic on Fla, and had to sit through "the test" with a fake name...I didn't keep that promise to God.
Sorry, dude. But thanks for the infection-free PIIHB card while it lasted.
I
all the way to the free clinic on Fla, and had to sit through "the test" with a fake name...I didn't keep that promise to God. Sorry, dude. But thanks for the infection-free PIIHB card while it lasted.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:53 pm to Jorts R Us
The question I have is why?
When there are soo many other women out there that don't strip.
When there are soo many other women out there that don't strip.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:54 pm to LigerFan
Your friends will find out you're dating a stripper. They will find out where she works. They will go to where she works and let you know they are there. Your friends will pay for lap dances and let you know about it. If they can they will take pics of them with your girl and send them to you. They will let you know and remind you often that your girl was grinding on their junk.
This process will happen quite often.
This process will happen quite often.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:54 pm to Jorts R Us
college roommate did once
it sounded like the sex was great I guess
other than that, lots of arguing
it sounded like the sex was great I guess
other than that, lots of arguing
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:56 pm to Jorts R Us
HIV and being broke.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:57 pm to lsunurse
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The question I have is why?
Because this is why
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:57 pm to captainahab
quote:
Seems appropriate
without question
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:57 pm to lsunurse
quote:Pros are pretty obvious. Cons are as well really.
When there are soo many other women out there that don't strip.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:57 pm to Jorts R Us
There are two differences between humans and animals:
1) we are capable of controlling our sexual urges
2) we use cutlery
Seriously, don't walk.....fricking run dude. Don't be an idiot.
1) we are capable of controlling our sexual urges
2) we use cutlery
Seriously, don't walk.....fricking run dude. Don't be an idiot.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 12:59 pm to The Torch
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They stay up all night and sleep all day. Buddy of mine tried it and it was a disaster
She wasn't a stripper but pretty much just a drug addict/bar fly which most strippers are. Always on something and always wanting to "go out". She would sleep until like 1pm and id be concerned she'd never leave my house. It was one of the worst and best times of my life. I probably stayed in it a little too long but I made it through.
It really makes you appreciate a good girl.
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