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re: Daily Mail: Noah’s Ark resting place 100% confirmed

Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:28 pm to
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I sure will. And when you die you can take that up with God.


You think he would have a problem with someone using the brain he gave them and thinking that an asinine story isn’t real?
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:29 pm to
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This isn't new.


Yeah it’s in Kentucky, been there for years…

Posted by The Pirate King
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:29 pm to
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I sure will. And when you die you can take that up with God.

I find it hilarious that these types of threads are always infested with atheists who just HAVE to let everyone know how smart they are and how dumb religion is.

"How do you know someone is atheist? Don't worry, they'll tell you"
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:29 pm to
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Those who want it to be true will ignore anything that casts doubt on this team’s claims.


like the team itself?

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
75109 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:31 pm to
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Those who want it to be true will ignore anything that casts doubt on this team’s claims.


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like the team itself?


That’s a very real possibility and one reason I’m not ready to say for certain this is the actual Ark.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65137 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:31 pm to
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FWIW, I find the evidence they’ve uncovered intriguing. This could possibly be the actual ark from the Bible.


The problem here is that they’re not uncovering anything new even though they say that they have. This site has been studied since at least the 1980s, and every scientific research on it has confirmed that it is a natural geological formation.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65137 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:32 pm to
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Pirate King


No one in this thread has said anything about being an atheist except for you.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:34 pm to
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Yeah it’s in Kentucky, been there for years…


The real God's country (sorry Mizzou)
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2840 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:36 pm to
Dale Brown found this in the 80s.
Posted by LSUballs
Member since Feb 2008
40518 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:36 pm to
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No one in this thread has said anything about being an atheist except for you.



You flock to every religious thread like a moth to a flame you dumb, predictable, pathetic little bitch.
Posted by donut
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:37 pm to
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Lord, what’s a cubit?



About 18 inches.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
52232 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:37 pm to
Something tells me that Noah's Ark was not meant to be found. We probably shouldn't be fricking with it. Faith requires that proof doesn't exist in my opinion.
Posted by saint tiger225
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Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:38 pm to
I feel sorry for people who believe stuff like this.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
75109 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:40 pm to
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The problem here is that they’re not uncovering anything new even though they say that they have. This site has been studied since at least the 1980s, and every scientific research on it has confirmed that it is a natural geological formation.


This is what was talking about when I said no one would change their mind on this subject. The article addressed the matter of it being a natural formation…

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Independent researcher Andrew Jones, the founder of Noah's Ark Scans who has investigated the area for nearly 30 years, told the Daily Mail neither the radar surveys nor drilling conducted inside the formation detected limestone or solid bedrock.

'This destroys the theory the site is a solid limestone block shaped into a boat by glaciers and weathering after coming down the mountainside, and it also refutes the theory that this is bedrock around which mud flowed to form the shape,' he said.


Also…

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Recent radar surveys reportedly revealed structural layers, straight lines, right-angle intersections and large cavity-like spaces at multiple depths.


And…

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The first major radar survey in 2019 detected linear and angular anomalies the team interpreted as possible walls, passageways and separate compartments.

A deeper investigation conducted in 2026 by Dr Khosrow Bakhtar used an advanced radar system developed through US Air Force research, capable of probing significantly deeper than earlier equipment.

The system detected massive layered reflectors, underground boundaries that bounce radar signals back toward the surface, as well as what the team interpreted as sediment-filled cavities.

Five prominent anomalies appeared to form a possible tunnel system extending across roughly 151 feet, with an average structural height of over 14 feet.


All of these things indicate the matter of this being a geographical formation is far from settled.

To declare definitively that this isn’t the Ark takes as much blind faith as to declare definitively that it is.

Personally, I think we should hold off on making bold claims either way and await further evidence before jumping to conclusions.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65137 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:40 pm to
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You flock to every religious thread like a moth to a flame you dumb, predictable, pathetic little bitch.


Aww, did I hurt your feelings because of what I said about your fairy tale story? And you call me a bitch.

You chose the wrong user name. You definitely have no balls. LSUPussy is perfect. Ask chicken for a name change. Plug up your bleeding vagina while you’re at it.
This post was edited on 9/23/26 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65137 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:44 pm to
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All of these things indicate the matter of this being a geographical formation is far from settled.


Darth, you’re choosing to believe the statements of an “independent researcher”. There have been actual scientific studies conducted by legitimate institutions. The founder of Noah’s Ark Scans (lol at that) stating otherwise shouldn’t be given that much credibility.
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
86890 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:44 pm to
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All of these things indicate the matter of this being a geographical formation is far from settled.


All of those claims have all been studied and explained for decades.

Seriously, guys, they have been literally studying this since the 50s.

This post was edited on 9/23/26 at 2:46 pm
Posted by Howyouluhdat
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Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:46 pm to
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No one in this thread has said anything about being an atheist except for you.



Let me guess, you believe we evolved from a speck of dirt on a camels arse?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81483 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:47 pm to
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Independent researcher Andrew Jones, the founder of Noah's Ark Scans who has investigated the area for nearly 30 years
You're going to take this guy's evidence as fact?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65137 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 2:47 pm to
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Let me guess, you believe we evolved from a speck of dirt on a camels arse?


Did this make sense to you before you wrote it?
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