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Dad joke thread. What’s the worst part of playing tag with clowns?

Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:28 pm
Posted by Breadstick Gun
Colorado Springs, CO
Member since Apr 2009
10172 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:28 pm
When the clown is IT.

Ba dum tiss
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12685 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:31 pm to
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because it’s “P” is silent.

:rimshot:
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
3370 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:31 pm to
I chuckled! Good one!
Posted by johnqpublic
Right here
Member since Oct 2017
610 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:35 pm to
How do Flat Earthers travel?


On a plane.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6579 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:56 pm to
What do you call a constipated detective?

No shite Sherlock
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22925 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:01 pm to
Did you hear why the koala didn't get the job?

He didn't meet the koala-fications.
Posted by Lynyrd
Under the Tilt-a-Whirl
Member since Jun 2010
13174 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:02 pm to
Why is the basketball court wet? Because players keep dribbling on it
This post was edited on 12/15/22 at 10:03 pm
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:13 pm to
What did the Tower of London say to the Tower of Pisa?

"I have the time and you have the inclination."
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124237 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:16 pm to
My kids love this one


Knock knock


Who’s there?

I eat mop.


I eat mop who?




EWWWWWWWW YOU EAT YOUR POO!
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12919 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:16 pm to
Not all the people in Yemen like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3499 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:19 pm to
What's the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's club?

One is for cunning stunts
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
2924 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:30 pm to
Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:31 pm to
What’s the difference between and enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124237 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:33 pm to
What’s the difference between an epileptic oysterman and a hooker with diarrhea?



One shucks between fits.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7508 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:35 pm to
Two peanuts walked thru a park. One was a salted.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63327 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:37 pm to
Did you blow Bubbles as a kid?

Well, he's back in town and wants your number.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:38 pm to
I used to work at Nathan's Hot Dogs.

I got fired because I couldn't cut the mustard.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124237 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:39 pm to
How do you know a train is eating?


You can hear it chew chew.
Posted by GumplandTiger
Hoover, AL
Member since Jan 2015
1205 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:41 pm to
What do you call a one-legged turkey?

Wobble Wobble
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29518 posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:46 pm to
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Did you blow Bubbles as a kid?

Well, he's back in town and wants your number.


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