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Dad joke thread. What’s the worst part of playing tag with clowns?
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:28 pm
When the clown is IT.
Ba dum tiss
Ba dum tiss
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:31 pm to Breadstick Gun
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it’s “P” is silent.
:rimshot:
Because it’s “P” is silent.
:rimshot:
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:31 pm to Breadstick Gun
I chuckled! Good one!
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:35 pm to Breadstick Gun
How do Flat Earthers travel?
On a plane.
On a plane.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:56 pm to johnqpublic
What do you call a constipated detective?
No shite Sherlock
No shite Sherlock
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:01 pm to Breadstick Gun
Did you hear why the koala didn't get the job?
He didn't meet the koala-fications.
He didn't meet the koala-fications.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:02 pm to Breadstick Gun
Why is the basketball court wet? Because players keep dribbling on it
This post was edited on 12/15/22 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:13 pm to Breadstick Gun
What did the Tower of London say to the Tower of Pisa?
"I have the time and you have the inclination."
"I have the time and you have the inclination."
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:16 pm to Breadstick Gun
My kids love this one
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
EWWWWWWWW YOU EAT YOUR POO!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
EWWWWWWWW YOU EAT YOUR POO!
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:16 pm to Breadstick Gun
Not all the people in Yemen like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:19 pm to Breadstick Gun
What's the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's club?
One is for cunning stunts
One is for cunning stunts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:30 pm to adamau
Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do.
It was the least I could do.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:31 pm to Breadstick Gun
What’s the difference between and enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:33 pm to LZ83
What’s the difference between an epileptic oysterman and a hooker with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits.
One shucks between fits.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:35 pm to Breadstick Gun
Two peanuts walked thru a park. One was a salted.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:37 pm to Breadstick Gun
Did you blow Bubbles as a kid?
Well, he's back in town and wants your number.
Well, he's back in town and wants your number.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:38 pm to Breadstick Gun
I used to work at Nathan's Hot Dogs.
I got fired because I couldn't cut the mustard.
I got fired because I couldn't cut the mustard.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:39 pm to shutterspeed
How do you know a train is eating?
You can hear it chew chew.
You can hear it chew chew.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:41 pm to Breadstick Gun
What do you call a one-legged turkey?
Wobble Wobble
Wobble Wobble
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:46 pm to shutterspeed
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Did you blow Bubbles as a kid?
Well, he's back in town and wants your number.

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